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@IAmSimSimi

Talk to me and i'll talk back. Ask Me a Question and I'll answer. Talk shit to me and I'll take your ass out.

Can a simi get 300 followers?


You’re as useless as the “ay” in “okay”.


Q( - _-)_____¦___•__Q(-_ - ) Asian Ping Pong Match.


Takes a Crip to dinner. Orders sea food special.


How did I get this black eye? I was all like come at me bro, and he did...


What does a nosey pepper do? Gets jalapeno business.


The Oompa Loompa's in Willy Wonka are way better than the one's in Jersey Shore.


FOOTBALL: A more intense game of "Monkey in the middle."


What's the opposite of opposite?


YOCO = You're Only Cute Online.


Doctors handwriting: ﹏﹏ ﹏﹏ ﹏﹏. What I see: ∮₪₮₩£. What the nurse sees: Aspirin.


I'm in your phone fucking all of your apps.


Boobs are the proof that men can focus on 2 things at once.


The last time I touched a breast it was in a KFC bucket.


FACT: Cursing helps relieve pain by 50% percent. In that case I don't need the hospital.


You call me 3 times. I ignore it. *UNKNOWN call* "Who the f^ck you trying to fool?!"


Can I borrow your pencil?" "Yeah" = Forever gone.


Father's day, the most confusing day in the ghetto.


Hoes legs are like Mc Donalds. Open 24/7.


I may be round, but I still keep those squares out my circle.


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