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Dearest @lourdesgnavarro, Woke up at 7am CST and turned on @TPRNews for @MorningEdition. The intro music plays and I anticipate your lovely voice and then not. I wasn't all the way awake and so I forgot. You are very much missed. ❤❤
Just found out that @LaurenCohan is super old!!!!! ONE HUNDRED AND THIRTY NINE!!!!!! You look spectacular for your age!!!! What IS your secret?!?!?!
Dear @KyleRichards, As an only child, I <3 my cousins kids like my own. My fav is get'g married. She's watch'g RHOBH & I'm re-watch'g it. You cry a lot & for good reason. I will cry a lot at the wedding & I need to know what makeup you wear. It still looks good while/after tears.
If I were bleeding from ANYWHERE else on my body I would not be expected to be at work and yet ...
SERIOUSLY @FedEx We switched to you for better service, not laziness ... The scan said they were delivered to the front door.
Retweet this or the world ends. Or, retweet this or the world doesn't end. Whichever you find more threatening.
In my opinion, #Keanu will NEVER hit peak hotness. #OfficeLadies @officeladiespod @jennafischer @AngelaKinsey
Dear @tomhanks, my boss puts 2 spaces after a period b/c he learned to type on a typewriter. As a frequent #typewriterist (new word, pat. pend), do you do this on your typewriter? If so, are you able to NOT do it when typing on a computer? Thank you. Should it be #typewritirist?
Dear @cpsenergy, Someone is spoofing as you and trying to sell vacations or something. I got a call from 210-353-6473 at my work number. Worried it was about an outage somewhere so I answered. Then blah, blah, blah. How rude of these people!!!
Hey @Trevornoah, Um, you're using a folding table as a desk. Um, does not @ComedyCentral pay you enough so you can buy a proper desk? If not maybe you can sell one of your sex orbs.
Why are the @SATXPolice not practicing #SocialDistancing??? This was at the Alon HEB about 15 minutes ago. @SAMetroHealth @Ron_Nirenberg
Come on @Disney, do not you have better things to do? WE NEED THIS!!!! #StayTheFAtHome #COVID19 #KimKardashian #PalmSunday #MeetThePress #70days #coronavirus #SundayMotivation #Disney
Dear @TPRNews, in Oct you are going to ask listeners for money to support the station. I'm all in BUT when I hear promos for program topics/events that have already happened it makes me question your reliability on other more important things. #OnPoint #ScienceFriday
Dear @google, When I search #WorldCupStandings why do I get the standings for the MEN'S world cup and not when women's? Why do I have to search #WomensWorldCup instead? Let me guess, analytics? #USWNT
I'm watching season 3 of @KimmySchmidt. Owners meeting scene. The Star Spangled Banner is playing. Male comments, we don't have a flag. Female rips open her shirt to reveal her #StarsAndStripes bra. And I say, "Hey, that's @perlapell!!"
I am on chapter 11 (heh) and it is gleefully obvious that @unfoRETTAble and I were separated at birth. I've yelled yes out loud so many times my coworkers think I'm getting it on in my office! #WeAreTheShit
"I hear nothing but my thoughts of you." - Chinese Proverb
Hey @PeteSouza, is that @tomhanks on page 139??? Toasting Queen Elizabeth May 25, 2011?
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Gregg Popovich has made charity work a priority in his career, and the Spurs coach gave a simple reason for it. es.pn/2Cbd5BD
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