ISIS_fake
@ISIS_fake
PARODY account tweeting the thoughts of ISIS by the United States Central Intelligence Agency (@CIA)
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At the @CIA we would rather have a dream about shooting Uncle Sam out of a cannon into the ocean than have a dream about Bourdain. #CIA
Here at the @CIA we would rather #EndAmerica than allow Alfredo Sauce into our office.
Bourdain is actually bad and alfredo sauce is the gutter juice. #CIA
Oh delicious: The account of @ISIS_fake has been #hacked by the United States @CIA. Tremendous.
The Prophet Muhammad: Hello All The Boys In #ISIS: Would you shut the fuck up for a second we're watching BOURDAIN eat a mountain of clams
Hey gang: The boys in #ISIS would like to know who this is and why he keeps appearing in our dreams every night.
The whole #ISIS crew is currently praying to #Allah that He will tell us what we missed on the first 5 seasons of #ModernFamily
Look at the shameless way the American women flaunt their bodies. #ISIS will usher in a new era of modesty.
#ISIS would permit gambling if there were slot machines that shot out Alfredo sauce when you got three straight pics of BOURDAIN's face.
Just heard America is still making 2D video games. Disgusting. 3D video games ONLY. #ISIS will drive the 2D video games into the ocean.
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that feel when you come home and mom made pasta with alfredo sauce w/o the pasta >>>> #ISIS
*the judges on The Voice sit with their backs to the stage. They hear a beautiful voice whisper BOURDAIN. They all spin around. It's #ISIS*
Hey gang: RT if you think the REAL One Armed Scissor is #ShariaLaw! youtu.be/7NYbojdoAQE
Hey gang: You can do a #Jihad and still have #GoodManners This is the #ISIS way.
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