IT Process Monkey
@ITProcessMonkey
Aspie (ASD Spectrum.) RETIRED Federal Consultant. USMC Veteran. Mom. Introvert. Geek. My Personal Views Only
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13yo Child#2 to Mom (me) @Otakon (anime) - “wait, WHY can’t I go look ar animal tails in that section of the vendor floor? It’s just stuffed animals!” Me: “I’ll explain when you’re older.” Him: “ooohhh… furries, right?” Me: “(Pause…) ok, no more social media for you.”
"I have been fighting for 17 years. I am willing to throw it all away to say to my senior leaders, I demand accountability." - Marine Lt. Col. Stuart Scheller on the failures in Afghanistan that led to American servicemen dying.
Retirement Task #11: Complete Skyrim’s Dragonborn Quest. Done. Retirement Task #12: build a clubhouse. *sigh*
3 weeks left @ State before I’m retired. Yet, for all my trying, I can’t seem to get the hang of “short-timers syndrome.” Lol
Since a paper route @ 14, I have never NOT worked. I served mall frozen yogurt, was Sea World’s Baby Shamu, a TGIF’s waitress, & MINOR model. Then USMC, IT & Grad School. At 46, I’ve >20y in IT Mgt. Suddenly, I can CHOOSE to stay home w/my 10yr twins. So WHY am I hesitating?
“I pinch your little head” - thank you for providing this catharsis.
my bank on phone: we need to verify your identity. me: ok bank: we’re going to text you a secret code. me: ok bank: what’s your number? me: i think i’ve identified a small loophole in your security
Oh the pain! Im a fan based on Hurd’s frankness in HOGR issues like FITARA & involvement in bipartisan solutions! My admiration grew when he eschewed scare tactics or spewing hatred. Fiscally Conservative principles w/Integrity, Accountability & Fairness. So sad to lose you.
I have made the decision to not seek reelection for the 23rd Congressional District of Texas in order to pursue opportunities outside the halls of Congress to solve problems at the nexus between technology and national security. hurd.house.gov/media-center/e…
The one *positive* thing about the client’s penchant for reactionary turn-around deliverables & hitting 40 hrs before half the week is though ... Feeling completely justified in teleworking on a Thursday. PAcMan pajama pants & MountainDew a more prolific consultant make.
What did you do this morning? I got schooled on Overwatch following questions I asked my son after showing me the following video.. youtu.be/S9uTScSgzrM via @YouTube Guess we have a date this afternoon. Looks like I get to be Mercy.
Proud to see this coming out of Deloitte. I encourage those of us on the high-functioning end of the spectrum (pre DSM-V: Asperger’s) to embrace our unique perspective as an “evolutionary trait” rather than a handicap. www2.deloitte.com/us/en/pages/ca…
How best to end an exciting weekend @ #awesomecon2019 ? With a 3D iMax showing of ENDGAME, obviously. #AvengersEndgame
Worth it to get kids & I 3-Day “Princess Bride” VIPs just to get a Photo-Op w/the Dread Pirate Roberts and his adversaries? Why, Yes, actually. Yes it is.
Motivating talk on the planning & collaboration required to increase Cyber InfoSec posture across public & private sectors from Snr Cyber Policy Advisor Brig.Gen. Dennis Crall. If he was recruiting for a cyber army, I would re-enlist. #McAfee2019 @McAfee_Gov @FedScoop
The Cone of Shame! Family Game night : Exploding (and Imploding) Kittens! #explodingkittens #wondercon2019 #familygamenight
Principal Deputy CIO Rob Adams is this week’s featured @FedScoop Innovation Hero. @StateDept #cloud technologies and IT modernization initiatives are helping us stay at the cutting edge of diplomacy
Watch Rob Adams, principal deputy CIO at @StateDept, discuss recent gains in moving employees to the #cloud in our latest video with @vmwaregov & @Carahsoft hubs.ly/H0dv1Jd0
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