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🔥GIVEAWAY🔥 Because @orbitbooks has the US covered with their FIRES OF VENGEANCE advanced reader copy giveaway (thanks Orbit!), I'd like to offer up my remaining 2 copies to anyone *outside* of the US. Retweet to enter & follow so I can DM the winners. Ends 7/17/20 @ 5pm EDT.

EvanWinter's tweet image. 🔥GIVEAWAY🔥
Because @orbitbooks has the US covered with their FIRES OF VENGEANCE advanced reader copy giveaway (thanks Orbit!), I'd like to offer up my remaining 2 copies to anyone *outside* of the US.

Retweet to enter & follow so I can DM the winners.
Ends 7/17/20 @ 5pm EDT.

The wait for Phase 2 @KingFallsAM is going to be intolerable! I think it's time to rebinge the series... Got to get ma fix somehow!!


Well binging the last 3 episodes of @KingFallsAM has lead to so many conflicting emotions on this train ride... I'll blame the alcohol for everything!


These last epsides... God damn @KingFallsAM just damn. Right to the heart


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RT for a chance to win an #AssassinsCreed Origins [M] #XboxOneX. NoPurchNec. Ends 10/26/17. #XboxSweepstakes rules: bit.ly/2yJv0wJ


How do some people think this is even a thing? Who besides a Nazi would agree to be paid to be a Nazi in life?

Retweet this if there's no amount of money that could get you to ruin your life by dressing up as a Nazi in front of thousands of cameras.



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TWITTER, I JUST WATCHED A MAN TELL A WOMAN AT A GAS STATION TO SMILE AND THEN IMMEDIATELY WALK INTO A GLASS DOOR. 😭😭😭😭😭


Classified is a pretty big word, maybe change it to "secret" so he understands what rules he's breaking?

Exclusive: Trump revealed highly classified information to Russian diplomats in their Oval Office meeting last week wapo.st/2pOKFnO



Why not both?


And there goes the "veil" eh?

Rep. Steve King: "I'd like to see an America that's just so homogenous that we look a lot the same" snpy.tv/2mRVeI8



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Wasn't true when he said it, isn't true now and if it ever becomes true, I'll buy him a unicorn.

@StuartyPhilpott @johfax I have a 93% approval rating in Scotland.



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America, if you start to identify with your captor-President, please call. We can help. #LastNightInSweden #StockholmSyndrome


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Sending Trudeau to stand attractively next to Trump while speaking French is actually the closest thing Canada has to saying “fuck you.”


"Why do you have a plate of extra tiny cocktail weiners with you..."


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With @BetsyDeVos as Secretary of Education, don't be surprised if your kids actually believe half an onion can run a Twitter account.


and here I thought it was for 'Senpai notice me' scenarios...


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Get ready to fight for a new home. Watch the first Mass Effect: Andromeda gameplay footage from @thegameawards: youtu.be/NOIzH6UcoW4


Let's just skip to 2017 already.. God damn people


Well there go my plans to be productive this week!

Omg OMG OMG! Mass effect back compat?? I'm cancelling my life for the next few weeks!! #N7Day



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