DankStep
@I_DankStep
- THE beloved Uncle Dankey - CT Smash's resident tutorial boss - DK giant punch enthusiast - Why do you haff to be mad - gg
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Hi, DankStep here. I'm back and alive and am resuming being DankStep from hereon. Consider Earthmann persona dead. He fell into an active volcano whilst admiring the cosmos. He's fkn dead. #LetsGoDankStep
Last quarter I rolled out Microsoft Copilot to 4,000 employees. $30 per seat per month. $1.4 million annually. I called it "digital transformation." The board loved that phrase. They approved it in eleven minutes. No one asked what it would actually do. Including me. I…
Assuming Santa visits 2 billion people in 24 hours, and each household has 4 people, that’s 500 million stops. That’s 5,787 stops per second. That’s 6.25 million miles per hour or 8,000 times the speed of sound. NORAD doesn’t track Santa for fun; They track him because if he…
"Never logging off of this fuckass website, ya hear?" type moment
The ball talked and said free Palestine
Pokemon doesn’t even let us randomize their games without legal action — they better do something about this shit
The sad fact is, if Tyler Robinson had used his gun to massacre students at Utah Valley University instead of just fatally shooting Charlie Kirk Republicans wouldn't care this much.
Those teams were the Bengals, Lions, Ravens, and Colts. They went 4-0 today.
in america if you don’t mourn the 21st century hitler youth program director you get fired from your job
My aunt interrupted me to ask why I "talk like that" if I'm "so" educated. I said "Like what?" & she said "Ignorant" So I told her "I prioritize intelligibility over ostentation. My intelligence requires no external validation." She said "What?" I said "That's why." Now she mad
We should really all be retweeting this daily.
im always thinking about this tweet
It’s already been repainted by the locals ❤️
Don't put TTV in your name if I can't go to twitch and see you react to me fucking you up. This shit means something to me. Grow up.
Farewell to a real one
got this tho
To those who Supernova'd: I salute you. To those still Supernoving: keep it going. Uncle Dankey believes in you. #supernova25
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