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"Put cheese on it." "It's not-" "Put cheese on it." "Really now, you-" "Everything gets better with cheese on it." "Sir, it's a BROKEN LEG."


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cause of death: too shy to call ambulance


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cosmo tip #458: just before you hit your orgasm yell "SIE SIND DAS ESSEN UND WIR SIND DIE JÄGER" loudly


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i always found watching Pingu really frustrating as a kid like omg stop nooting at everyone you brat just chill out


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aint no thirst like that social link thirst


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Dear sidewalk, Please get wider..... Sincerely, third friend walking behind feeling excluded.


"I'm not pressuring you... but you're gonna do it" - Me


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#Virgo's can be hella moody, but dont take it personal, they still love you.


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you're all acting happy that it's friday as if you actually have plans or a life lol come here let's cry together i have oreos.


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What if I the guy that invents the cure for cancer also likes to murder children?


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I can tell you what's wrong with me. And in most cases, how I can fix it. I'm just unable to hold on to sanity for long periods of time.


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Retweet this if you're a short girl, let the world know you're amazing :)


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I got 99 problems, and money is all of them.


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New STD called "feelings" … Don't catch that shit


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#TenWorstFeelings: Any. Feelings are gross.


That awkward moment when someone knocks on your door, and by the time you open it, there's no one there, but 104 pennies on your doorstep...


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Friends are a lot like trees, they fall down when hit multiple times with an axe. #AntiJokeTuesday


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