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If you have a problem with a clock in your circuit, try not to get ticked off while debugging it! #programmingtips
Semicolons are your gateway to a syntactically correct program, do not use them lightly. #ProgrammingTips
If you have a hardworking program with an infinite loop, don't forget to give it a break!
When I see a problem that's NP, I prefer to think of it as Not a Problem! #programmingtips
Name your object methods after fancy words to make them look like they have more class. #programmingtips
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Why can't the teenage computer buy alcohol? It always gets carded. #programmingtips #programmingjokes
As the cache miss said to the processor, "that just doesn't register!" #programmingtips #programmingjokes
Don't worry about the garbage collector killing your variables, it's all part of the great lifecycle of life #programmingtips
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In order to make your programming seem more hip and fresh, try naming all your variables after famous celebrities. #programmingtips
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