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AGENT Jasnom Mancarella

@Iittlecannoli

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this is the OFF DUTY account of me! jason. i am an agent with the international police, based in johto! i am he/him and i am 20+ :-] i would really appreciate it if you like and retweet this so i can make more friends on twitter! #PTRP

Iittlecannoli's tweet image. this is the OFF DUTY account of me! jason. i am an agent with the international police, based in johto!

i am he/him and i am 20+ :-]

i would really appreciate it if you like and retweet this so i can make more friends on twitter!

#PTRP

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wow sir you must be super busy! but it must be a good kind of busy if it keeps you not doing crimes. they say idle hands are giratina's see saw after all! i am almost certain that is how the saying goes

My schedule won't allow it even if I wanted to . Haha .



back at my desk after a big old field mission! i am pretty sure that it was an important one too because it was so classified they would not even tell ME why i had to stay in the woods for months


hello sir i'm glad you didn't actually do a manslaughter sir

I supposed so - though it is only an exaggeration . Regardless , hello .



i think that is called a manslaughter sir. which despite having "laughter" in the name is not really funny at all :^[

I may have accidentally ceased someone's existence .



i do not know who keeps sending me tee shirts in the mail but this guy is pretty cute. thanks

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basically, i think the general rule of thumb is: if someone REALLY wants the blood that’s inside of your body, and they’re like… an interpol agent, then that’s probably okay. an agent is made for removing things like blood and swords from inside your body. that’s basically fine.


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if something wants to get at your blood, and they’re, say, some kind of mewtwo, that’s where the problems start to arise. a mewtwo is not made for removing blood, and your blood knows this, which is why it is so vehement about wanting to stay IN your body instead of coming out.


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unfortunately this will not deter a rocket executive, because an executive is full of things like prizes, and value, and quite a lot of hatred, and it would REALLY rather like to replace any and all of those things with your blood, and basically by any means possible.


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where is he

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The bad thing that happened to you is not your fault. 💕


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Is this Kermit?

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