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“So you get this round and your buddy gets the next round?” “Yes, Dave” “And you do this back and forth all night… to save money…” “That’s correct, Dave”

the_P_God's tweet image. “So you get this round and your buddy gets the next round?” 

“Yes, Dave” 

“And you do this back and forth all night… to save money…”

“That’s correct, Dave”

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champions league night🧎🏾

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#EAFC25 Anyone trying to do the 'impossible' ultimate milestones, change your formation to 4-5-1 it gives you the solo run you are supposed to get


Lovely little starter team

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Everyone going into work, Monday morning ⚽️🍺🍺🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿😉


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I actually hope we play the most disgusting lowblock football has ever seen on Sunday. I want 1 shot 1 goal, 1-0. Anything more is unacceptable, I want football twitter fans with “🇪🇸” in their username that support Manchester United from Bangladesh in fackin TEARS


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This kid from Spain is only 16. Just fuck him up a bit early. Nick his phone, limit his screen time, tell him his mate fingered his girlfriend after Maths. Get under his skin.


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Fucking into em England 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿


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I need it to end like this, I need every other European nation absolutely seething that we’ve shithoused our way to a major tournament win, it would mean the world to me

Spain (2.47) 0-1 (0.33) England



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Wallahi this is worse than 9/11

Margot Robbie is pregnant with her first child.

PopCrave's tweet image. Margot Robbie is pregnant with her first child.


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Saka’s actually playing left back


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Someone somewhere in London is wearing a North Face coat as we speak


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Jay slater when he’s found after a whole week stuck on a cactus, hang in der my brudda #jayslater


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I have been in tears reading this Jay Slater conspiracy Facebook group for the past hour or so🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

agneponx's tweet image. I have been in tears reading this Jay Slater conspiracy Facebook group for the past hour or so🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
agneponx's tweet image. I have been in tears reading this Jay Slater conspiracy Facebook group for the past hour or so🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

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Paul Gascoigne has turned up in Tenerife with a fishing rod and a bucket of KFC claiming he knows Jay Slater.


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VERY IMPORTANT ADVICE FOR ANYONE BETTING CHELTENHAM:


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Girlfriend: Are you seriously going to sit there and gamble on horses all week Me: #CheltenhamFestival

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