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Patrick O’Brian

@ImPlasticMan

Adding a bio about myself is a bit of a stretch... #DCRP

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“ALRIGHT everyone, STRETCH them Gluteus Maximus’s.” Plastic Man!! 🍌Serving JUSTICE! 🍕 #DCRP. 🍔 Crossovers and OC's are welcome! 🍟 Need babes, I mean mains! 🌮 Super Parody Really Serious. 🌯 RT?


“Fellow seekers of JUSTICE! Plastic Man is HERE to help!!!”


“YEEET” Tosses a cheeseburger into his mouth.


“JUSTICE LEAGUE!! The prodigal son has RETURNED! Ok, more like uncle because I’m quite old to be any of your SON, BUT I am HERE!!”


“Craving cheeseburgers...”


“SUPERFRIENDS! Where the JUSTICE at?!?!”


*Gasps* “The Creeper! My arc— wait that’s not right you’re a WEIRD category of hero and not my arch nemesis. I can’t say you’re my RIVAL either because that’s Ralph.” ... “I’ve got NOTHING, but you’re only wearing a SPEEDO, which makes you MORE naked than I!”

Hooray! Now please. Put your clothes back on. Only room for one half naked comedic superhero.



“Bro! Supes! That was AWESOME! Kinda cliche, but awesome nevertheless.”

“Give me That!”



// finally settled in my new place. Let me tell you all that moving is a PAIN! But now that it’s over, expect to see more Plas! EVERY. SINGLE. DAY. ಠ_ಠ


He shrinks. “Ehehe... sure thing B-Man.”

“Give me That!”



“Your daughter... Your DAUGHTER... as in you allowed someone to sleep with you... or is she like a clone? I mean I can sense the resemblance.” Shrugs.

“Give me That!”



“GAH!” Leaps in the air and falls flat on his face. “Ah man not THAT again... I always turn blue and let me tell you I do NOT dabba dee dabba die!

“Give me That!”



Grins as he shifts his body to appear more muscular. Raises his eyebrows repeatedly.

... She needs an adult right now.



“That’s right! Plastic Man is HERE at your AID! For JUSTICE!!”


“🎤🎵Oh well, I'm the type of guy who will never settle down, Where pretty girls are, well you know that I'm around, They call me Plastic Man Yeah, Plastic Man I stretch around, around, around!”


“Do I HEAR the internal call for TEAMUP? My Plas Senses were jiggling!”

Now she has to worry about Jaime and his family being attacked by Black Manta. Great.



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