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It always rains after you wash your car


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[1143] Everything is louder when youre trying to be sneaky. http://bit.ly/dBYNy8


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[1032] If your plan is to have no plan, then everything will go according to plan. http://bit.ly/c2RE67


[1030] If it’s past midnight and you want to go to bed, you will always find something else to do besides going to bed. http://bit.ly/alIZlC


[947] Kicking something in anger will have it ricocheting off of something and coming back to hit you. http://bit.ly/cjD9ge


Have you submitted an invented fact and gotten on the main page yet? http://bit.ly/aGKLan


[881] Getting home earlier does not cause homework to get done any earlier. http://bit.ly/9oAa9p


[850] Tests can have the same effect as getting hit over the head. They happen, and you forget everything. http://bit.ly/bn4HRO


[818] If someone else had said what you just said, THEN it would be funny. http://bit.ly/cNUXxk


[800] Whenever you are hiding, you will either be unable to stop laughing and giggling, or have the terrible urge... http://bit.ly/cegw0I


[806] If you decide to rest your eyes for a minute on the bus, you will miss your stop. If you decide to stay alert... http://bit.ly/9DR8JR


[764] If a girl posts that she is baking or cooking on Facebook, all the guys will reply with “I want some!” http://bit.ly/cIzSNj


[655] You will always find a pencil when you need a pen. You will also always find a pen when you need a pencil. http://bit.ly/b9Zl00


[460] If you comment first on a crush’s facebook status, nobody else will comment and you will be a creeper. If you... http://bit.ly/9r2eJO


[474] If you want to show a friend a funny video you saw online, it will take hours to find it, and when you... http://bit.ly/bfXU2Q


[644] Any book that gets made into a movie ends up being a terrible movie. http://inventedfacts.com/644


[595] The most likely time for your computer’s hard drive to crash is when you have finished your term paper but haven’t printed it yet.


[594] The most likely time for your computer’s hard drive to crash is when you have finished your term paper but haven’t printed it yet.


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