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@InYoFaceFace
I'm just here to drink some beers and troll your face.... I'm all out of beers.
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The Pope in confession: "Forgive me father for I have sinned. I've been trolling people on twitter under the handle @InYoFaceFace "
A GOP racist on twitter will lose every single battle of wits. Its a pretty beautiful thing. Block away fuck-o's!
Wow! I cant believe how many of our presidents committed mass murders!!!
The lesser racist community pretends to be literate but they are still trying figure out dental hygiene #priorities
"I know you're short and unathletic.. but basketball will teach you to cope with a life filled with rejections" - my dad
"Well, its better to be the guy driving the bus than the guy underneath it" - My grandfather at his mandatory retirement party.
This one time I thought I was trying to light my fart on fire... Turns out it was actually my boss's house.
Hey @pattonoswalt My first day on twitter and Im officially the funniest. Suck it bro.
You ever have one of those dreams where you're just running.... Then you wake up and the police are just beating the shit out of you?
All of my neighbors hate me. They say its cause I take my morning shits on their lawn, but deep down....... we all know its cause Im black.
Sometimes I shout out other guys names while making love to my wife... Just so she doesnt have to.
Honestly, I was pretty bummed out when I found out that Missouri's slogan the "Show me state" didn't apply to tits.
".......But i do have to warn you. We have a strict 8 strikes and your out policy when it comes to banging kids" #CatholicChurchInterviews"
"Dad, How come your car is a piece of shit?" "Well son, your dad did a lot of drugs back in the 70's.. the 80's... And most of the 90's"
Talking to my son "Sit down. There was a time, when I was just about your age, when everything on TV and radio wasnt total fucking garbage"
I never drink and drive.... Im just too afraid of spilling and wasting beer.
EDM is like the shit you listen to when you are a total moron.
Christmas lights are shit you put up when you need to get away from your wife. The more lights on a house the more the guy hates his wife
"Gov Huckabee, if you could only suck one dick, which one would it be? "But I dont wanna suck a dick" "Come on Huck. Come on"
If you see yellow light and you dont slam on the gas, grow a sack and learn to drive bro.
Im tweeting so hard right now brah....... Just going totally Ham... Ham and Swiss brah.... Little bit of mayo.
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