Incorrect Minecraft Story Mode
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Incorrect quotes for Telltale's Minecraft: Story Mode series. • DMs open! • run by @octo_pun
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Petra: What color do you guys think Jesse's shirt is? Olivia: It's gray. Axel: Gray. Lukas: Yeah, it's gray. Petra, to Jesse: Now tell them what color YOU think it is. Jesse: Jesse, quietly: ...dark white.
-in the Ice Plains Spikes biome- Ellegaard: [shivering] How are you not cold? Magnus, holding a flint and steel: I periodically light myself on fire.
Jesse: This is gonna be great. Lukas: Or a disaster. But great! Positive thinking.
Axel: Are you left- or right-handed? Jesse: I'm ambidextrous. Axel: That's great, man, love who you love.
[ texting in a group chat] Ivor: Just got arrested for being too ugly, can someone come bail me out Jesse: On my way Jesse: can someone come bail me out
Stella: Go fuck yourself. Petra: Fuck me yourself, you coward.
Olivia: How long are we gonna stand here and let him do that? Jesse: Just give him a minute. Axel: [pushing on a door that clearly says pull]
Soren: The human life is a strained and tense one. I envy the life of a smooth rock resting on the beach, unaware of the trials and tribulations of sentient life... Jesse: Do you need to talk? Soren: I wish I was a croissant.
Jesse: Started from the bottom and I am, currently, still at the bottom.
Ivor: Do you trust me? Jesse: No. Ivor: Me neither.
Jesse: Are you going to help or are you too pretty? Stella: I'm too pretty.
Ivor: Fine. You do what you have to do, and I'll do the same. Jesse: ... You know, some people just say "goodbye."
Olivia: Getting murdered in the woods wouldn't even be my least favorite thing about camping.
Soren: You look... terrible. Gabriel: Must you always attack me with words? Soren: Would you rather I use swords?
Magnus: Do you think I could fit fifteen marshmallows in my mouth? Ellegaard: You're a hazard to society. Ivor: And a coward. Do twenty.
Ivor: Oh, so when crows remember people who wronged them and hold grudges, it's "intelligent" and "really cool." But when I do it, I'm "petty" and "need to let it go."
Otto: I wonder if you've ever given someone a compliment that wasn't a backhanded insult. Hadrian: I prefer not to... It gives people an unsettling impression of self-importance.
Soren: Am I a hero? I really can't say. Soren: ...But yes.
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