Incorrect Monster Hunter Quotes
@IncorrectMonHun
Totally real quotes from the Monster Hunter monsters you hunt! DMs open for suggestions! Run (and occasionally forgotten about) by @CrownGamer901
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Deviljho, in a meeting: My policy is if you see something, say something. Rajang: I saw a squirrel in a tree today! Deviljho, with the tone of someone who is used to Rajang: Outstanding. Deviljho: This is what I’m talking about people.
Zinogre: Hey, it's your turn to wash dishes. Nargacuga: I'LL WASH THE WALLS RED WITH YOUR BLOOD. Zinogre: 'Kay, but before that, wash the dishes, also use soap this time?
Paolumu, trying to cheer the group up: Things could be worse, you know! Tigrex: How? Paolumu: How what? Tigrex: How could they be worse? Paolumu: They couldn’t, I lied. Tigrex:
Paolumu: BEHOLD, the field in which I grow my fucks! Lay thine eyes upon it, and thou shalt see that it is barren!
(Given recent developments I'm so glad I never did this 💀)
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Legiana: Physically, yes, I could fight a bird. But emotionally? Imagine the toll.
Velkhana: Not trying to brag or anything, but I can wake up without an alarm clock now simply due to my crippling and overwhelming anxiety, so...
Velkhana: Hey Shara Ishvalda can I get a sip of your water? Shara Ishvalda: It's not water. Velkhana: Vodka, I like your style! Shara Ishvalda: It's vinegar. Velkhana: Wh-Wha- Shara Ishvalda: It's vinegar, COWARD.
Seregios: If you can't beat them, dress better than them
Magnamalo: Nergigante was banned from the chicken shack, so we had to go out of town to get some. Nergigante: Well, they shouldn’t say “all you can eat” if they don’t mean it. Magnamalo: Nergigante, you ate a chair.
Qurupeco: Deviljho! My face is on fire! Deviljho: Qurupeco! Are you ok?! Qurupeco: Oh yes, I'm fine. I just said that to make sure you'd come in here quickly. Deviljho: But your face is on fire. Qurupeco: Yes. It's much faster than shaving.
Seregios: If you can’t beat them, dress better than them
Vaal Hazak: You wanna see how hardcore I am? Vaal Hazak: *punches wall* Vaal Hazak: Vaal Hazak: Take me to the hospital.
Lagiacrus: How petty can you get? Seregios: I once edited a Wikipedia article to win an argument I was wrong about.
Lagiacrus: I want to wake up with you every day for the rest of our lives Seregios: I wake up at 4:30 AM Lagiacrus: Lagiacrus: I want to see you at some point every day for the rest of our lives
Lagiacrus, talking to Seregios on the phone: Did you preheat the oven like I told you to? Seregios: You bet! Lagiacrus: At what temperature? Seregios: 535. Lagiacrus: That's the clock. Seregios: Lagiacrus: Seregios: 536.
Lagiacrus: Don’t worry, I know exactly what I’m doing. Everything is going to be fine! Seregios: How can you still say that? Lagiacrus: Because sometimes, when things get tough, denial is all we have.
Lagiacrus: Is letting someone win at chess sapiosexual bottoming Seregios: Does anyone in this godforsaken group ever think before they speak
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