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@InertMonologue
Random (and sometimes tipsy) musings from DC. Basically I'm live tweeting my life for absolutely no one.
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"Most scholars agree with me." - Trump confusing the truth with things he "heard" during a fever dream. #RepublicanDebate
TED CRUZ, PLEASE STOP STARING INTO THE CAMERA! It's weirding me out! #RepublicanDebate
Am I the only one who keeps forgetting that Mike Huckabee is running? Every time I see him, I'm surprised. #RepublicanDebate
"We're going to have a country again." - Donny Trump doing what he does best. #RepublicanDebate
Sorry! Be There In 5 Minutes: Stories where I Always Leave Home 20 Minutes After I'm Supposed to Arrive #MyMemoirWouldBeCalled @midnight
Don't worry Mei. We've all been there. #panickedladycalendarmath
#lifetime movie rule no. 1: "Get comfortable and I'll pour the wine" ALWAYS means "I am going to drug you now"
Trump: I made God come to my wedding. He had no choice.
Alley repair 25th and K NW in progress! Thank you @MayorBowser and @DDOTDC!! (#AlleyPalooza #FoggyBottom #DC #Ward2)
Haha! Oh #Carsonbot, your progammed joke algorithm really churned out some gems this evening. #BenCarson #GOPDebate
I always feel fancy when I'm watching something and the Viking River Cruises commercial comes on. #DowntonAbbey #GOPDebate
From this day forward, I demand that all presidential and primary debates address the key topic of hugs. #GOPDebate
I would like to know more about this DNA "schedule" Huckabee speaks of. #Science #GOPDebate
"We need (...) brain to turn this around." - Trump. I have never hate-watched anything so hard. #GOPDebate
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