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Kerberos.

@InfernalButler

......Do not refer to me by a name. [RP/OC] [Art Credit: Pixiv ID 598317]

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Please do not inflate his--


What. No. That is ridiculous. Have you not learned the last four times he died that he does not stay dead, anyways?


Four hundred year vacation begins now. [Tosses cravat over shoulder] Good. Riddance.


........................... :}


That being said, I eagerly await the day I've free reigns to burn this dimension to crisp starting with him.


Ahem. "I exist for five things, and eight of those are potentially sexual".


I would suggest investing in one of those "surveillance systems" that humans are so fond of but as per Lord Vladimir.


And the duration of a week after, I am tasked to collect the souls of the parents of the /possible/ culprit.


It is the same every year. Halloween. The manor is assaulted by toilet paper.


...Eugh. Very well, Lord Vladimir.


Yes. Avoid them. /At all costs/.


A forbidden creature. A horrid conglomeration of despair, dead-end, and wretched depravity sealed in a human-shaped package.


...Filthy creatures.


...Speaking of which. [Calmly points over his shoulder, a massive spider emerging from a chasm in the backyard would combust to cinders]


I felt the most peculiar surge of power, not too long ago.


A pleasure to meet you, as well, Kerri-Anne Malone. May your duties be executed with relative ease and minimal obstruction.


...! Thank you, Mistress Ringmaster. [Appreciative bow] I am flattered.


....... Greetings. I am Ma-- ....Kerberos. I am Kerberos.


.... [Friendly wave! Accompanying the ironically /grim/ expression]


Gone are the days of "Matchstick"-- ....to anyone not--...My point remains.


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