Kerberos.
@InfernalButler
......Do not refer to me by a name. [RP/OC] [Art Credit: Pixiv ID 598317]
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What. No. That is ridiculous. Have you not learned the last four times he died that he does not stay dead, anyways?
Four hundred year vacation begins now. [Tosses cravat over shoulder] Good. Riddance.
That being said, I eagerly await the day I've free reigns to burn this dimension to crisp starting with him.
Ahem. "I exist for five things, and eight of those are potentially sexual".
I would suggest investing in one of those "surveillance systems" that humans are so fond of but as per Lord Vladimir.
And the duration of a week after, I am tasked to collect the souls of the parents of the /possible/ culprit.
It is the same every year. Halloween. The manor is assaulted by toilet paper.
A forbidden creature. A horrid conglomeration of despair, dead-end, and wretched depravity sealed in a human-shaped package.
...Speaking of which. [Calmly points over his shoulder, a massive spider emerging from a chasm in the backyard would combust to cinders]
I felt the most peculiar surge of power, not too long ago.
A pleasure to meet you, as well, Kerri-Anne Malone. May your duties be executed with relative ease and minimal obstruction.
...! Thank you, Mistress Ringmaster. [Appreciative bow] I am flattered.
....... Greetings. I am Ma-- ....Kerberos. I am Kerberos.
.... [Friendly wave! Accompanying the ironically /grim/ expression]
Gone are the days of "Matchstick"-- ....to anyone not--...My point remains.
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