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Soft whining. Loneliness is rare for Dexter.


"Morning. " Dexter grumbles and clutches his coffee with two hands. It's to early for him. It /always/ to early. Someone let the man sleep.


"Ah, who wants some chloroform?" DEXTER NO


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He laughs again. He seems to be enjoying himself. "Awh. You got my hopes up. "


A smile spread across his face. "Wow. I didn't think I was that famous of a blood specialist. " He laughs softly.


"Ah. I figured. Last name is very common. "


Points to himself "Me? This Morgan?" C o n f u s I o n


"That is a pretty good bargaining chip"

"You know, I'm gonna start withholding sex because that seems to be the only thing everyone wants from me."



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Precisely. Though, Dexter was not one for superstition. Not one bit.

"You know, I'm gonna start withholding sex because that seems to be the only thing everyone wants from me."



Possibly quite the opposite of God.

"You know, I'm gonna start withholding sex because that seems to be the only thing everyone wants from me."



Dexter is beginning to become nervous. People /know/. Or seem to at least. Someone must be watching him.


Dexter pauses and hides his shock. He /must/ cover this. He can't know. Can he? "What are you talking about?"


Dexter finds porn interesting. For the sad and lonely, by the sad and lonely. In other words, just his thing.


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"That's extremely creepy, my friend. "


Luci! Wait Is that offensive or is he allowed to say that?

"You know, I'm gonna start withholding sex because that seems to be the only thing everyone wants from me."



Definitely an attractive feature

"You know, I'm gonna start withholding sex because that seems to be the only thing everyone wants from me."



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