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I'm the smartest person you will ever meet. I never lie. PARODY ACCOUNT. FOLLOW! RT for a followback!

The worst thing you can do in a relationship is cheat 🙅


I didn't give up. I moved on.


Sarcasm is my natural defense against fucking idiots.


I might look calm, but in my head I've killed you three times.


I heard she was born naked, that slut.


I'm starting to get that "fuck it" attitude about everything..


You unfollow me because you’re afraid of falling in love with me, I know


Our generation doesn’t ring the doorbell. We text or call to say we’re outside.


"WHO THE FUCK TOOK MY... Oh... Here it is..."


My days are backwards. I wake up tired and go to bed wide awake.


If stress was a drug, I would be high as fuck.


I love sleeping, but I never want to go to bed early.


I tweet to express. Not to impress.


The key to life is not giving a fuck


I respect people that tell me the truth, no matter how hard it is.


Can't we just skip school and get to the part where I have an amazing job and travel the world


The sexiest thing about smoking cigarettes is the part when you don't smoke them.


You know you're amazing when people you don't even know hate you.


School for 12 years, college for 4 years, then you work until you die. Cool.


No matter how fast you run, the serial killer always walks faster.


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