Jobless
@InsteadofWork
Savin laundry money by not changing my clothes. I got plans for them dollars.
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Sometimes you're on top of the world with Candy Crush other times you have to answer the door for UPS with TP in your ass crack.
Give me a call brodawg. I'll be up another 3 hours. Rescue Me won't watch itself.
.@drpepper I assume you're an actual physician, so can you tell me: Is it possible to freeze ones dick clean off?
Been busy with a whole lot of nothing. Scratching where the job types don't like.
Despite what LA tells me, unemployment and muscles do not go together.
.@newyorker Sorry bro. I'm gonna need a little extra time on that tiger/rhino hybrid my science homies found in Chad. #FrasierMarathon.
Oooh...mens in Speedos. This can't be something Male Chick-fil-A patrons enjoy. Fuck them. Go USA.
Fuck y'all. @LoloJones is beautiful. And, she probably wouldn't appreciate that first part.
Focusing hate/jealous rage on the douche that is @DonaldGlover helps you forget
When you don't have a bedtime, you don't need to replace the batteries on your alarm clock, dummies!
Bike rides and trips to the bodega for potato chips make up for no gym membership.
United States Tendances
- 1. Duke N/A
- 2. #UFCHouston N/A
- 3. Jalen Green N/A
- 4. #AEWCollision N/A
- 5. Sheldon Creed N/A
- 6. Austin Hill N/A
- 7. Mara N/A
- 8. Boozer N/A
- 9. Corey Day N/A
- 10. Leal N/A
- 11. Cadeau N/A
- 12. Ross Chastain N/A
- 13. #Svengoolie N/A
- 14. Rondale Moore N/A
- 15. Chidi N/A
- 16. Suns N/A
- 17. Amari Jones N/A
- 18. #GoBlue N/A
- 19. Jim Snow 2.0 N/A
- 20. #ufcparamount N/A
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