Brian the intern
@Internproblems1
A day in the life of a summer intern
Whilst instructing me how to do your job I'd appreciate it if you didn't chew your gum in my ear like a ravenous cow #internproblems
There's only one thing worse than a paper cut...a Manila folder cut #doineedstitchesrightnow #internproblems
Knowing where all of your coworkers are at all times is key to getting in a good angry birds sesh #covertops
Dear cubicle neighbor, no matter how loud you turn your Celine Dion, I'm going to turn my Dave Mathews even louder #tryme #internproblems
I don't want to hear about how your 3 kids won the talent show by picking their nose. I'm only here to get to Goldman Sachs next year.
Arrive at work 15 minutes early. Sit in the car and play doodle jump for 20 #internproblems
Dont bother looking for me. I'll be taking my post lunch break, break #internproblems
What's that? Two cream, two sugar, and a lugee? #imnotyourbitch #rightawaysir #internproblems
#thatawkwardmoment when you find out the coworker your hitting on is older than your mom #notthatawkward #meetmeintheboss'soffice
Holiday office parties are always fun when your boss does a spot on rendition of Stevie Nicks while dancing on the table #dontdrinkthepunch
Getting the office chair that no matter how many times you pump the lever to raise the level, it sinks right back to bottom #internproblems
#thatawkwardmoment when you snag the last donut from right under your 300 pound coworkers nose #yournotgonnalikeherwhenshesangry
#top3thursdays 3) your cube 2) the supply closet 1) your bosses office #placestotakeyourfavoritecoedcoworker
TGIF has a whole new meaning when you bring a flask into the office #its5oclocksomewhere
I file so hard these mofos wanna find me #thatshitcray #somanypapercuts #internproblems
Doing pushups in the supply closet instead of filing #internproblems
Applying the LIFO method to the slam piece rotation #tfm
#thatawkwardmoment when your using the only stall in the office and a coworker comes in, washes his hands, and leaves #hewantedtoshit
First tweet. Someone save me from this beige and grey prison these nerds call an accounting office #cubiclefever #internproblems
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