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Jimmy Phillips

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Where do the candidates get their money? #DemDebate

BernieSanders's tweet image. Where do the candidates get their money? #DemDebate

I'm pretty sure @HillaryClinton would smother Charlotte if it would bring her the presidency #shellsayanything #voteforbernie #DemDebate


MAJOR props to @CarlyFiorina for not pandering and leaving Reagan out of her closing statement. It was perfect. #Carly2016


Carly Fiorina's eyes burn with the fire of a thousand hells. Go get 'em. #Carly2016 #carlyfiorina #CNNDebate


Free speech gives the right to express dissatisfaction with America. You and I get that right, and so do famous brats. That's how it works.


I see boxes of food labeled "Family Pack," and I think, "Mm. Challenge accepted." #eat


Turkey bacon: the reason for the invention of the question mark. #why


It would suck to be Darth Vader and always have my nebulizer give me away #notaninja #emphysemastikesback


Heading out to visit @BrownUniversity hoping @EmWatson is visiting, too. #aboycandream


Karen Filippelli > Pam Beesly. #hardtruth


Jimmy Phillips reposted

WORLD ♥ Remember that little talk we had about not believing everything written in the media?!


Now I know what I have to do for a date with Emma Watson: be Prince Harry. Well, I'm willing to try. #anythingforHermione


Lie (n): turkey bacon


Motivational speaker (n): Cher.


Pet peeve: when a grown, married man refers to his wife as his "bride." I vomit in my mouth every time.


victory (n): transferring your laundry from the washer to the dryer without any touching the unclean floor. #itsthelittlethings


Like Fresh Plates and Clean Slates wp.me/p20VpZ-2A


Welcome to the lowered expectations of Trivia Crack, where common knowledge means nothing.

Intheadlights's tweet image. Welcome to the lowered expectations of Trivia Crack, where common knowledge means nothing.

I am really sad that Judy Baar Topinka passed away. A politician who calls it like they see it is a rare thing. Now Illinois 100% sucks.


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