IntimateUpdates's profile picture. My name is Armando. I'm a professional web designer. I'm beautiful and that is why I make beautiful websites. If you want to be satisfied choose me as your man.

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My name is Armando. I'm a professional web designer. I'm beautiful and that is why I make beautiful websites. If you want to be satisfied choose me as your man.

He came in and announced that it was terminal. We didn't have time to say good bye. Within two weeks he left us. R.I.P.

IntimateUpdates's tweet image. He came in and announced that it was terminal. We didn't have time to say good bye. Within two weeks he left us. R.I.P.

I'm back and going commando because my loins burn with the heat of a 1000 suns and the passion of young high school lovers.


The dong is unseasonably strong. Therefore I cannot go wrong.

IntimateUpdates's tweet image. The dong is unseasonably strong. Therefore I cannot go wrong.

9pm It doesn't matter what time it is. She's always on my mind after 4 years. Money new women; nothing takes her place.

IntimateUpdates's tweet image. 9pm It doesn't matter what time it is. She's always on my mind after 4 years. Money new women; nothing takes her place.

Back in #SantaMonica. House has been well cared for. Both my new R8 and S65 have been delivered and parked in the garage. Life is good.


I feel like a fat guy at a buffet, got more than I needed. 4 story loft in #London by myself + the occasional female.

IntimateUpdates's tweet image. I feel like a fat guy at a buffet, got more than I needed. 4 story loft in #London by myself + the occasional female.

11pm. Maybe I'll stay in, #reminisce the times we had. Its been 4 years since you left. I've become different person.

IntimateUpdates's tweet image. 11pm. Maybe I'll stay in, #reminisce the times we had. Its been 4 years since you left. I've become different person.

Ferdinand A Porsche, designer of the original version of the 911 sportscar died on April 5th in Salzburg, Austria at 76

IntimateUpdates's tweet image. Ferdinand A Porsche, designer of the original version of the 911 sportscar died on April 5th in Salzburg, Austria at 76

#TomFord suit, #DG sunglasses, and #JohnVarvatos kicks. Lets make this deal happen. Cashing checks and breaking necks.

IntimateUpdates's tweet image. #TomFord suit, #DG sunglasses, and #JohnVarvatos kicks. Lets make this deal happen. Cashing checks and breaking necks.

A̶n̶e̶s̶t̶h̶e̶s̶i̶o̶l̶o̶g̶i̶s̶t̶. Analsthesiologist. Because I put her ass to sleep in every country. G'Morning #London

IntimateUpdates's tweet image. A̶n̶e̶s̶t̶h̶e̶s̶i̶o̶l̶o̶g̶i̶s̶t̶. Analsthesiologist. Because I put her ass to sleep in every country. G'Morning #London

A man called me #hipster earlier. I gave him a free castration. If his wife asks about his operation he can tell her it was free. I'm Latin.


The weight of my 1st World Problems crush me as I lay in 1st Class. Do I get an R8 for looks and speed or the S65 AMG in case I have guests?


#WiFi'ing as I cross the Atlantic.


Is it me? Are 1st Class Seats getting smaller? On way to UK. A little work, a little play. This stag avoids the slags.

IntimateUpdates's tweet image. Is it me? Are 1st Class Seats getting smaller? On way to UK. A little work, a little play. This stag avoids the slags.

Apologies @WiedenKennedy, not easy to say no to old pals. Just too busy! Ad campaign for Mercedes Benz due next week.

IntimateUpdates's tweet image. Apologies @WiedenKennedy, not easy to say no to old pals. Just too busy! Ad campaign for Mercedes Benz due next week.

#NorthKorea is that flashing pop-up window with viruses. It always wants your attention and it only has bad intentions.

IntimateUpdates's tweet image. #NorthKorea is that flashing pop-up window with viruses. It always wants your attention and it only has bad intentions.

These nights I cherish. Doing what I love & falling asleep to the gentle ocean breeze. Less women, more Armando. This #pimp is on #holiday.


Outside a cafe, I sit with a tumbler half full and a #cigar that won't stop burning. Why can't I finish this website?

IntimateUpdates's tweet image. Outside a cafe, I sit with a tumbler half full and a #cigar that won't stop burning. Why can't I finish this website?

A lover told me her favorite days were after the rains. Yesterday it rained, today is beautiful as my memories of her.

IntimateUpdates's tweet image. A lover told me her favorite days were after the rains. Yesterday it rained,  today is beautiful as my memories of her.

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