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Lily.

@IntrepidChild

Only mac and cheese can save me. || #Mutant #OC

"I have to write in my dumb feelings journal but I don't have any feelings."


"I've been having a bad day for the past two years. It's hard work being six."


"Yeah! Oreo crush ice cream!" She fist pumped the air.

"Typical. Let's go get some."



"I don't know what that means! But if it means getting ice cream then I agree!"

"Children can be so manipulative. Fine."



"I think we should definitely go have some!"

"Now I want ice cream with Oreos. Dammit."



"Crushed up oreos taste better than regular oreos too."

"This is the only acceptable crush-joke today."



"I like to crush cookies over my ice cream!"

"Are we 𝙖𝙡𝙡 aware of the meaning of a 'crush'?"



Lying in the center of the sitting room, homework scattered around her as she worked on different bit at a time. Cartoons playing on the television.


"I have brains and I'm not a nerd."

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"School is for nerds."


"I want a stesspresso."


"You can't sleep forever or you'd be dead!"

“If I could sleep forever, it wouldn’t be long enough.”



No! She doesn't want to get sticked with sharp things!

No no no. Maybe they need to refresh some vaccinations too?



No! She just needs to stay in bed and watch movies.


She's too sick to go to school today. Fake coughs.


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