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So... Charles Barkley is now an IT Guy? More like a BIG Data Scientist. Brilliant job #CDW #EMC #VMware youtu.be/W4FlVgb64WY
I am SO here: SOCIAL.OPEN.AGILE. and purpose-built for Big Data, coming 3.20.12 bit.ly/032012 #Greenplum #SocialMeetsBigData #vMan
Just back from intriguing gig testing iPad3 in extreme environments. Marianna Trench? Check. Everest? Check. GOP Campaign? Undecided. #vMan
Intrigued to see that #chadsworld now full-length on YouTube. @sakacc thanks for the champagne youtube.com/watch?v=Hg93j7… #vMan
@gottstogo > gentleman never tells until he retires and gets a big publishing deal for his memoirs. Diplomatic immunity doesn't hurt either
Note to Iran: Definition of Trojan Horse "something too good to be true falls in lap." Like an RQ-170 Sentinel Drone running Conficker 2.0?
#AlecBaldwin debuts hot new celebrity workout on AAirlines #ZumbaZynga Play@Takeoff =100pts; In Lavatory =200; Kicked Off Flight =Winner!
#Zuckerberg private pictures on FB "accidentally" leaked - apparently featuring Zuck w/Pamela Anderson, Paris Hilton & Kim Kardashian #vMan
Should mention Randall is "persona non grata" since he tried to pick up my niece, the T-Mobile model, at my Argentine villa, "Los Capos"
TIP OF THE DAY: Easily remove all #CarrierIQ rootkit software from your smartphone by typing 3 times <I'm Randall L Stephenson EXEMPT> #vMan
By my math, AT&T + T-Mobile = Mobilopoly. Even if deal closed AT&T can't spend their way to "cool" - even iPhone and iPad didn't rub off
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@gottstogo > S.T. Coleridge: "In Woodside did Larry Ellison a stately pleasure-dome decree." Where Men are .001% and even the Koi eat sushi
#OccupyFlash pushes Adobe to end-of-life tired old Flash. Next up: #OccupyLarry push #Oracle to end-of-life tired old Sparc-y? x86 rules!
#Facebook users reeling from porn spam attack; 73.2% at first thought they accidentally left browser open from recent "research" #vMan
Sergei, robot car your #GoogleX guys built for me has major bug; needs override of Asimov's 1st Law so it will stop at McDonald's #vMan
BTW, for anyone intrigued, the answer is "42." However, only took the 1000 node #Hadoop cluster .075 seconds, not 7.5 million years. #vMan
Salām to Ali al-Asfar, Egyptian Antiquities for loan of Khufu Pyramid today for run of 1000 node #Hadoop testbed (11:11 am 11/11/11) #vMan
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