If you're loaning your kitten to a friend, never do so by post. Kittens are not mailable items. #kittenadvice
I got a #partialgovernmentshutdown for my birthday?!? Oh boy! Y’all shouldn’t have. #GovernmentShutdown #reallyyoushouldnthave #itsmybirthday
1 yr old: wooden blocks 8 yrs old: Lego 31 yrs old: IKEA
I refuse to be awed by voice activated technology until I can tell my smoke detector that I’m just cooking for frick’s sake.
BRB: Furiously double-tapping every one of @NathanFillion’s Instagram pics. #nathanfillion #rawr
Happy Sitting-At-Relatives’-Playing-With-Their-Pets Day! #holidays #introvert
Dress for the role you want right? Today’s role is “woman who doesn’t need help at the hardware store.” Uniform is loose jeans and baggy plaid shirt, no make up, wet hair. #nailedit
Been forced to wear my “fancy” underwear due to not having done laundry. #monday
Bc of self esteem issues, I got myself a shirt that says “AWESOME”. But I had to get one that said “Stay Humble” just so I didn’t get too cocky. #introvert #selfesteemproblems
#Clickbait is getting smarter. “The 20 Fluffiest Cats in the World”? You know I’ll click that. #nicejob #catlady #theinternetknowsme
Bathroom designers: please don’t place sinks w/mirrors in front of toilets. #poopface #dontwannaseeit #thatsnotagoodlook #awkward
Unsubscribed from email list bc getting too many emails. Get another email saying "You've been Unsubscribed." This is the future, America.
Fittingly, my "I can't, I have plans with my cat" tee had cat fur on it right out of the drawer. #catlady #yep
Just taking a moment to appreciate the brilliant genius of Stanley Tucci. #StanleyTucci
Pls don't use mental illness hyperbolically. "She's being OCD," "I wanted to kill myself," "He's SO bipolar," "Don't be retarded." Be kind.
See our newest bite-sized #comedy episode today! #webseries #indie #comedy #introvert #introvertsunite
Introverts Unite! Episode 2: A Mole! Part I: youtu.be/frGrAnKX6_o?a via @YouTube
Catch up on the last episode before Ep 2 drops tomorrow! #introverts #comedy #webseries youtube.com/watch?v=LLQnQP…
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