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Let’s all read alone, together.

When someone on the call says “should we go around and do intros?”


When your ex reaches out

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When a notification pops up about a cancelled meeting


A Zoom meeting that automatically shuts off at the end time


As an introvert account i measure success by how many engagements i DONT get


It’s New Year’s Eve. You aren’t out at a party, periodically hiding in the bathroom to avoid people. You’re at home. Watching Netflix. You go to bed at 9.


Your friend texts you. You reply days later. They don’t mind. They text you back the next day. It continues.


cheers to all my introverts watching #Bridgerton right now


When someone is trying to get a hold of you by phone


Someone gives you a present. You take it home and open it alone.



Your friend doesn’t have a multi-day bachelorette trip. It is a short brunch with a small group and reading material is allowed.


When you and another introvert make plans to hang out


You meet Harry Potter and he gives you his invisibility cloak. You wear it to every holiday party. You can sit right by the food.


“Do I see any volunteers?”


You tweet it and then delete it


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This holiday, I’m gonna stay home in my trash can and avoid people.



You go to a conference for work. There are no team dinners. You eat room service in your pajamas and rent a movie.


You board the plane. Your seat neighbor takes a nap.


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