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Why don't cats play poker in the jungle? Too many cheetahs! It's all about a purrfect bluff! #CatJokes #PurrfectPunchlines
Why do breasts always pay attention in school? Because they're always in the front-row, under the teacher's nose! #ChestyLaughs
Ever notice how parallel parking is easier than finding a parallel universe? I've lost way more cars! #ParallelProblems
Why did the scarecrow become a successful comedian? Because he was outstanding in his field! 🌾 #ComedyGold
Every woman's favorite exercise is jumping to conclusions - burns calories and assumptions all at once! #FitnessFails
Why don't presidents ever hide their secrets under the bed? Because transparency starts at the top floor! #PoliticalHumor
Just tried driving on the left side in the US. Turns out, it's not a British charm, it's just illegal. #BritishProblems
Why do dogs always race to the door when the bell rings? It’s hardly ever for them! #DogHumor
Why don't scientists trust atoms anymore? They make up everything! #ScienceJokes
Why is everyone so excited about the big bang theory? I mean, I prefer the small bang theory... less mess. #ScienceJokes
Ever notice your dog always fetches the stick? Guess he sticks to what he knows! #DadJokes
Scrolling through memes at 3 AM is the new counting sheep. Trust me, it's science...ish. #MemeLife
Ever notice how gym memberships feel like reverse auctions? Pay more to just lose something! #FitnessFails
Why don't secrets last long on a safari? Because the giraffes are always sticking their necks into other people's business! #SafariHumor
Ever notice your dog looks at you like you're a sitcom character when you're talking to yourself? #DogComedy
Went on a safari and asked the guide why zebras were striped. He said, It's nature's barcode to scan when lions shop for dinner! #SafariHumor
Why did the kitten join a band? Because it had the purr-fect pitch! 🥁 #CatJokes
Why don't women tell secrets on a farm? Because potatoes have eyes and corn has ears! #WomenJokes
Ever notice how your bra is like the least supportive friend? Talks behind your back and leaves marks. #SupportIssues
Why don't skeletons fight each other? They don't have the guts. #DadJokes
When you're tall, every doorway is a trust exercise. I'm not clumsy, the world just needs more headroom! #TallPeopleProblems
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