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I have said it a million times but - NOLA accents sound like Jersey accents


So when a Mormon does ketamine to save his marriage, it’s sweet and praised, but when I do it, I have a drug problem? Fun


When there’s a lot of traffic do you ever be like there better be a crazy accident or I’m going to be pissed. Like I hope someone’s hurt or else


Telsa stocks are going to plummet when he gets impeached… oh sorry I mean when Trump gets impeached. Hard to tell the difference #fuckdonaldtrump


Was Ask Jeeves AI or a guy googling things?


I get immediate road rage when i see a car with “novice driver” or “please be patient” stickers….


The Macarena can be danced to ANY song. Prove me wrong


Those crash simulation videos help answer the intrusive thought of “what if i just run off the ramp at 100 mph. #satisfying #crashsimulation #intrustivethoughts


These famous philosophers are a bunch of bitches. I would have the time to “think” too if i didnt have to work to feed myself.


Which is more of a sin, murder or suicide? #intrusivethought


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