InvaderZIM101
@InvaderZIM101
A perfectly normal and AMAZING huumun worm. Continue on your way.
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Apologies for my lack of... Twitter, earthling followers. The house's AI went on a fantastic rampage. GIR is still eating the debris.
... I think I just saw an eyeball skitter into the corner. I think it's time to seal off that testing room downstairs.
I found this show on while GIR was going through channels... "Fringe." It's giving me great ideas! Huumuns are so... weak and fleshy.
I had to leave early. I was starting to make those sicky noises again, and my contacts are so SCRATCHY. Time to go do some tests.
I'm at the "moovees." The huumun next to me is slobbering all over his lovepig and "teens" are throwing food. I'm going to be sick.
Well, I haven't... "tweeted" in a while. This can be explained by a series of horrible hurt-y explosions. Not MY fault, of course.
This "football" is an awful game. Why do those overly big-sized huumuns care about that ball so much? And why do they wear such tight pants?
The package from the Tallest hasn't come in yet. This filthy mudball is so far away from everything else that mail takes forever.
The report went well, I think. Not too many things exploded this time. They're even going to send me something for my mission!
I have to report in to the Tallest tonight. The last time I tried the transmission cut off. Thought I heard laughing, but I must be mistaken
....Experiment A23 isn't in its tube. I always forget that huumuns are good at using their thumbs. Oh well, the gnomes will get it.
I wonder if I could trade in a malfunctioning SIR unit for something a little more.... not-stuupid.
They were scaring the neighbor-huumun's DOG, apparently. I know that thing is watching.... waiting... But Zim WILL NOT SHOW WEAKNESS!
FOOLS! Some "police officer" huumun worm had the nerve to come to ZIM'S HOUSE and tell me to "quiet those screams."
UGH. My classmates at skool are erupting in acne. I'm thinking about harnessing this oily menace for my next plot.
Well, it turns out that only SOME piercings are magnetic. What kind of huumun gets something that can be magnetic'd out so easily?
I don't get the appeal of "piercings." So many huumuns have them... Does anyone know of a magnet store?
It's... it's stuck to the walls like week-old nacho cheese. This is AWFUL.
Jumping jellyfish! That should NOT have happened! It's EVERYWHERE! EVERYWHERE!
Oh wow! Did you know that brains can work as a great adhesive for fixing security gnomes if they're boiled right? FanTASTIC!
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