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Invader Zim Gir

@InvaderZimG

I like pizza tacos taquitos cupcakes! o_O

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The situation with a 16 year old girl exposing a large Youtuber for grooming her and the backlash she has received just shows why so many sexual assault victims stay silent and it makes me sick


When the squad shows up to the BBQ ready to get their groove on


“I asked my mom to help me with a mock interview and I can’t even be serious for 40 seconds lmfao” THAT LAUGH 😂


When your dick has a higher percentage than your exam results


Hate the phrase "drunk words speak a sober mind" not drunk me has a completely different agenda than high off sugar me like I don't even mind jacking off to my friends hot mom until I nut on her 😀.


Nothing like the days when you'd tell your parents you were at a sleepover and you'd really be standing outside your friends mom's bathroom while she's taking a shower and your jacking off to her but you keep the bathroom and jacking off to your friends mom's to yourself.


If you ever get mad at me for being too easy you’re not the one lol bye.


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Salute to all chicks who can roll up


Me: "I've never drank any alcohol before but I've drank butter, sugar, syrup, spaghetti etc" Also me: "Oh look, vodka 😂"

InvaderZimG's tweet image. Me: "I've never drank any alcohol before but I've drank butter, sugar, syrup, spaghetti etc" Also me: "Oh look, vodka 😂"

Relationship status: Single and not even drunk


when ppl think they've gotten me all figured out here

InvaderZimG's tweet image. when ppl think they've gotten me all figured out here

"I've not even been drinking tonight" *3 hrs later*


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How Lifesize routes video traffic to improve your meeting experience and save bandwidth.


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Nothing on this earth motivates you to clean more than expecting to get laid.


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It’s always easy to fall asleep on a couch unless you’re actually trying to fall asleep on a couch.


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I really don’t care how you identify or which bathroom you use as long as you don’t make a mess and flush when you are finished.


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The internet is full of cats because dog people actually go outside.


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