Bob Candie
@InvasionSSD
Jr. Sr. Office Mngr, Alien Hunter. Probably last survivor of alien invasion. Follow me if you want to live! Love smell of spreadsheets & not getting vaporized.
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Things I Do to Get My Co-Worker's Attention: 1. Yelling the 60's Batman theme for hours. 2. Makin' it rain! (staples) 3. Eating his lunch.
To the employees who didn't come to work as an April Fools Day joke (Ted), joke's on you! I left this in your cubicle
Since humanity is no longer the dominant species on earth, does that mean the dinosaurs are coming back? Cuz that would be cool. Just sayin'
Cubicle walls make super great forts. For play and for protection against incoming invaders. #ThoughtLeader
nORmAl HUmaN bOB AgAiN. a THoUght, MAYBE wE ShoULd tUrN oURsELVes oVeR tO tHe BenEvOLenT aLIEn hOrDE & jOiN ThE hiVE mINd. sOUndS cOOl, hUh?
Good news! Recent Alien Apocalypse has created 542 job openings! Survival skills a must. Pls attach resume to rock & toss through our window
Check out the 'xplosions! The Epic Finale to Survive the Invasion is Here! youtu.be/UO2PYDPKV90
Think an alien took over my computer. Weird ooze all over the keyboard. Wait, looks like I sat on a pudding cup & it exploded. Nevermind.
Anybody have any special tips for hiding under your desk at work all day? #Survival
It's one thing when the Aliens took our world, but now they've taken our Harlem Shake!!! TOO FAR! #TakeBackTheShake youtube.com/watch?v=QaNllZ…
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Harlem Shake | Are We Alone?
Just hid from aliens in the men's room for 3 hours. Think they're allergic to toilet seat covers, which is why I'm wearing a suit of them.
tHIs iS THe hUmAn knOWn aS bOb, aNd noT THe aLIEn coMMaNdEr. LeT US dIScuSS hUMaN eNJoYmeNts sUch aS pUPpies aNd yOuR eXAct cooRdinAteS.
Supplies running low. Getting hungry. Could almost eat this meat cake shaped like Justin Bieber's head. Almost.
Just came up with a killer new show idea: CSI: Cubicle. Anyone got Jerry Bruckheimer's phone number?
The thing is miss most since the Apocalypse is no new episodes of The Voice.
1 nice thing about the Alien Invasion: no worry about buying Valentine's Day gifts. Don't think there are any gas stations open now anyhow.
Catch some prime Alien Whoopin' in Survive the Invasion Ep. 2! Watch it like your life depends on it, BECAUSE IT DOES! invasion.intel.com/episode2
These aliens may have vastly superior technology, but can they put a donut inside a donut?! DONUT INCEPTION, BABY!
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