IsmsCalla's profile picture. this is dedicated to the random crap Calla says

calla-isms

@IsmsCalla

this is dedicated to the random crap Calla says

"I was listening to two doors down cinema club"


"I would rather be alone than be married to a disgusting, old, bald man"


"If i could abolish one thing it would be eyeballs"


"What's a Tupac?"


"Holy belieber"


Barista- hey how was your drink?? Cal- great! It was so good! Cal to me- that tasted like my grandma's hairspray


"It's one of those things... a placenta effect"


"I can taste it in my ear"


*talking to dogs* "stop. If he bites you, I don't blame him..you. him. You? Him.....him"


"I love the smell of starch"


"Do cigarettes taste like urine?"


"I don't know much about memes"


"There were six porky-pines"


"I had a dream I got kidnapped but like, not the bad kind of kidnapping"


"I feel like prison is like the time I got detention and you just cry and they tell you it'll be okay but you keep crying"


"The worst is when you give yourself a wet willy"


calla-isms podał dalej

"Can I ask you an unbiased question? Do my joints look big?"


calla-isms podał dalej

"I can't take you seriously when you have a cup full of used tissues next to you"


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