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Fishing and girlfriends are exactly alike. There may be plenty of fish in the sea, but until i find one, I'm stuck here holding my rod.


Humans transfer data between brains by opening one's mouth and vibrating the air in the direction of the other human.


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You've heard of elf on a shelf, but have you heard of a sloth on a goth?

Mr_DrinksOnMe's tweet image. You've heard of elf on a shelf, but have you heard of a sloth on a goth?

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His mom cuts his hair.

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Argentina's coach forgets about gravity.


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Stephen King has a son named Joe. I'm not joking, but he is.


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The Avengers: Endgame trailer had 62 million views in 3 days. It would have been 124 million views, but..


I got thrown out of DisneyWorld for spreading my dead mother's remains around the park. It was her dying wish. The security guards said I probably should have cremated her first.


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One taught me love, One taught me patience, One taught me pain, and one taught me that Marvel won't give Tony Stark a break. #AvengersEndgame

Mr_DrinksOnMe's tweet image. One taught me love,
One taught me patience,
One taught me pain,
and one taught me that Marvel won't give Tony Stark a break. #AvengersEndgame
Mr_DrinksOnMe's tweet image. One taught me love,
One taught me patience,
One taught me pain,
and one taught me that Marvel won't give Tony Stark a break. #AvengersEndgame
Mr_DrinksOnMe's tweet image. One taught me love,
One taught me patience,
One taught me pain,
and one taught me that Marvel won't give Tony Stark a break. #AvengersEndgame
Mr_DrinksOnMe's tweet image. One taught me love,
One taught me patience,
One taught me pain,
and one taught me that Marvel won't give Tony Stark a break. #AvengersEndgame

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*girlfriend has huge meltdown about something* My brain: Don't say it Don't say it Don't say it Don't say it Don't say it Don't say it Don't say it Don't say it Don't say it Don't say it Don't say it Don't say it Don't say it Don't say it Me: Calm down


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"Where are you from?" "California" "Where in California?" "Los Angeles" "What's that near?" "Malibu, Long Beach.." "Where?" "Hollywood. I'm from Hollywood. I live on top of the Hollywood sign. I'm best friends with the Jenner sisters and eat avocado toast daily."

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Download full demo of this early access 3rd person #openworld/action-adventure #pixelgame. Leave honest feedback. goo.gl/BDKuNw

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Abdul Sattar Edhi: #Google honours 'Angel of Mercy' #Pakistan deserves more than #NobelPrizeforEdhi bit.ly/2lsC08d

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Adele didn't want to perform at the #GRAMMYs but they bugged the crap out of her till she said yes. They must've called a thousand times.


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2017: The Year Integration Enables the Internet Of Things and Industrial Analytics enosix.com/2016/12/2017-t… #IoT #Analytics

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2016 knew that this Christmas would be his Last Christmas. RIP George Michael.


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McKinsey's 2016 Analytics Study Defines The Future Machine Learning forbes.com/sites/louiscol… #machinelearning #analytics


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10 Strategies For Improving Quality Management With SAP And Salesforce Integration enosix.com/2016/12/ten-st… #SAP #QualityMgmt #EnSW


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It is destiny.

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When it's always been your destiny to work as a checkout employee.

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