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whats that thing called when your crush likes you back oh yeah..... imagination
Will try this soon.. I AM GOING TO PUNCH YOU IN THE MOUTH WITH MY OWN mouth softly because i like u
"let me see your phone" *delete* *delete* *delete* *delete* *delete* *delete* *delete* *delete* *delete* "..here you go"
Life is s( o )( o ) much funnier when you have a dirty mind...
Writing “sorry” at the bottom of your math test... | just did this
I'm trying to make a Miley Cyrus joke but it's not twerking.
I live for two reasons. 1) I was born. 2) I haven't died yet.
It'd be hilarious to release a gorilla in a gorilla suit at the mall and see the look on security's face when they pull off the first mask.
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