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Most friendless guy on the planet. He wants a robot friend that can't say no to him and agrees with everything he says, and for everyone else to be at home with their robots too so he doesn't feel left out and so empty and alone.

NOW - Musk: "My prediction is there'll be more robots than people... everyone on Earth is going to have one and going to want one... who wouldn't want a robot to... watch over your kids, take care of your pets... we are in the most interesting time in history."



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Ashworth 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

🔴 GORTON & DENTON: another possibility, if the Labour high command blocks Burnham, might be Jon Ashworth, who lost his Leicester seat in 2024, or even more remote, David Miliband or Ed Balls, both of whom have shown signs in the past signs wanting a comeback. Any other names?



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damn. we really thought transforming millions of jobs into an endless sluice of robot authored emails that no human will ever read, accelerating social alienation and inducing mass paranoias and psychoses in our userbase would have a positive effect on the economy. oh well

Microsoft CEO has warned people must “do something useful” with AI before it loses public support Satya Nadella added, “We will quickly lose even the social permission to take something like energy, which is a scarce resource”

Dexerto's tweet image. Microsoft CEO has warned people must “do something useful” with AI before it loses public support

Satya Nadella added, “We will quickly lose even the social permission to take something like energy, which is a scarce resource”
Dexerto's tweet image. Microsoft CEO has warned people must “do something useful” with AI before it loses public support

Satya Nadella added, “We will quickly lose even the social permission to take something like energy, which is a scarce resource”


There should be repercussions for journalists publicising such blatant nonsense and disinformation like this, what the fuck are you even on about?

NEW: Markets are reacting negatively to news Andy Burnham has a route to Parliament to challenge Keir Starmer The pound dropped vs the dollar, erasing an earlier gain to trade 0.1% lower Gilts fell, sending the 10-year yield two basis points higher to 4.48%



Not going to happen lmao

🔺 BREAKING: Andrew Gwynne set to stand down as MP, clearing way for Andy Burnham The MP for Gorton & Denton in the North West was sacked as health minister over a WhatsApp group called Trigger Me Timbers thetimes.com/uk/politics/ar…



This is so fucking pathetic oh my god

🚨 WATCH: Green MP Ellie Chowns asks Keir Starmer when he will work with farmers on river-friendly practices Starmer: "Her leader is saying this is the time to negotiate with Putin to give up our nuclear deterrent... the Green Party is high on drugs, soft on Putin" #PMQs



£17k of Cameos???? You fucking losers who gave him money to say skibidi toilet and labubu have blood on your hands

NEW: Standards commissioner finds Nigel Farage committed seventeen breaches of MPs code of conduct. He failed to declare around £380,000 in outside interests (approx 4x MPs annual salary) incl payments for promoting gold, presenting on GB News and from his friend George…

PippaCrerar's tweet image. NEW: Standards commissioner finds Nigel Farage committed seventeen breaches of MPs code of conduct.

He failed to declare around £380,000 in outside interests (approx 4x MPs annual salary) incl payments for promoting gold, presenting on GB News and from his friend George…


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It seems pretty clear that the back channel messages they’re getting from the White House are absolutely insane, and it wouldn’t surprise me if the Trumpers have been making direct threats to individual leaders.

flying_rodent's tweet image. It seems pretty clear that the back channel messages they’re getting from the White House are absolutely insane, and it wouldn’t surprise me if the Trumpers have been making direct threats to individual leaders.

lmfao finally Gyokeres


Bad manners 👎 Racist far right policy you are actively supporting and putting into legislation 👍

Let’s talk about the worst thing in Reform: their utter lack of manners. They talk down to everyone, whoever they are, with a staggering sense of arrogance and entitlement. Three examples in the last week alone. 👎 It’s not just rude. I suspect it will be their undoing.

lukejcr's tweet image. Let’s talk about the worst thing in Reform: their utter lack of manners.

They talk down to everyone, whoever they are, with a staggering sense of arrogance and entitlement. Three examples in the last week alone. 👎

It’s not just rude. I suspect it will be their undoing.
lukejcr's tweet image. Let’s talk about the worst thing in Reform: their utter lack of manners.

They talk down to everyone, whoever they are, with a staggering sense of arrogance and entitlement. Three examples in the last week alone. 👎

It’s not just rude. I suspect it will be their undoing.
lukejcr's tweet image. Let’s talk about the worst thing in Reform: their utter lack of manners.

They talk down to everyone, whoever they are, with a staggering sense of arrogance and entitlement. Three examples in the last week alone. 👎

It’s not just rude. I suspect it will be their undoing.


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the british government has been doing this here since 2002.

At Minneapolis airport, @maitlis watches on as shackled ICE deportees board an aircraft. "It's one of the most dystopian, the most chilling things, I think i've ever witnessed." "The plane doesn’t have a name or number, it’s a 'dark plane' - it doesn’t officially exist."



Jack O'Connell announcement whennnnn

Denis Villeneuve’s next James Bond film is set to begin filming early next year. The new 007 is expected to be cast by mid-year, with the search focused on an actor who looks capable of killing with his bare hands in an instant, signaling a return to a more brutal, physically…

ashotmagazine's tweet image. Denis Villeneuve’s next James Bond film is set to begin filming early next year.

The new 007 is expected to be cast by mid-year, with the search focused on an actor who looks capable of killing with his bare hands in an instant, signaling a return to a more brutal, physically…


Starmer is a complete and utter joke.

Sir Keir Starmer suggests Britain won't threaten to cancel the forthcoming visit to the US by King Charles and Prince William in response to the threat of tariffs He says the UK will focus on taking a pragmatic approach, again emphasising the importance of relations with the US…



Disgraceful from Labour as always.

🔥🔥NEW Chaos tonight over Hillsborough Law. I'm now being told that the Hillsborough Law bill is being pulled entirely from tomorrow. "Absolutely mental" is the verdict from one figure close to the talks. The Hillsborough families were unhappy with the issues being ironed…



Oh god

🚨 OFFICIAL: Brahim Díaz is the AFCON top scorer.

MadridXtra's tweet image. 🚨 OFFICIAL: Brahim Díaz is the AFCON top scorer.


what the fuck


??????????


lmfao you've got 3 and a half months to actually provide meaningful and clear improvement materially to people's lives before you get absolutely hammered in the May elections and the wheels of Starmer's government totally fall off, so better get a move on

2026 is the year that Britain turns a corner with Labour.



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