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🦉 Mafia Boss | forged in the furnace of friendly fire | Apocalyptic Optimist

What’s the point in having sedition laws if they’re not going to be enforced? Why have any laws if you’re not going to enforce them?


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Me realizing all I had to do to get a free cruise was be cringe.

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Where’s an iceberg when you need one.



Where’s an iceberg when you need one.


Found myself rooting for the Somali pirates just now…


Happy Sunday Go to church


Sometimes your tweets are so bad that they’re indistinguishable from when you’re attempting to do satire.


Awful lot of “suck it up, whiners” from a lot of the same people who nearly rage quit the church over being asked to get off social media for a couple weeks.


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It’s the burbs, but it doesn’t feel like the burbs.

adam_ebberts's tweet image. It’s the burbs, but it doesn’t feel like the burbs.

BREAKING: President Trump does not want to execute members of Congress, White House says.



If you want to save a ton of money on Christmas this year… Talk about politics with your family on Thanksgiving


The “for you” tab has much improved. It’s like a highlight reel of all my frens


Grok almost never returns accurate information


Active Latter-day Saints defending the occult wasn't on my bingo card for today. 😬 Yes, early 19th Century Christians-- especially in rural areas-- practiced folk magic: scrying, water witching, seances, even necromancy. Also doctors "cured" ills with bloodletting, mercury, and…



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