the World's Greatest Narcissist
@JAMnit_JAM
Mild-mannered asshole by day, raging narcissist by night. PS: I HATE a lot but I love Psyduck, DJing, ciggies, Godzilla, and postscripts.
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I need a pinned tweet that serves as a thread to keep all the tweets of mines that I want more likes or views on.
I swear I better not have to add falling whirlybirds to the list of things that can kill me in LA
This might be bad news for me (if I was correct in my self diagonsis of having diabetes).
40 million people with diabetes will be left without insulin by 2030, a new study predicts
Scheisse PS: Thanks South Park
The Battle of Me Giving A Fuck About Charlie Kirk's Family
I don't like body horror or being in super cold environments or being sus about people's behavior so I'll just simply not deal with the situation at all. And the thing is that's my right.
Ok now I don't feel a way about how my knees goes back
"I shouldn't have been born" 3rd grade me
Nazis
I can't believe I made it to the Chive without having bodacious boobs
Violet should have been in the club (instead of being in a Friday the 13th sequel)
On a scale of Al Bundy, how are you feeling this weekend?
"Damn, lemme rewind this movie 10mins because I missed some plot details"
So she a 100 like my Newports
Today I realized Godzilla exists in the Friday the 13th universe
Today I realized part 2 plays the ending of the first one at the beginning and part 3 plays the ending of the second at the beginning... this "Previously on Friday the 13th" shit would have pissed me off at the theaters.
Today I realized even the homie Jason Voorhees can grow a beard
Me if alcohol had no correlation to diabetes
Me with the Get Well Soon card
🧟 Zombies are coming! 🧟♂️ Your zodiac = your weapon Can you survive? 😱
The only way this could be more beautiful is if an actual Psyduck appeared.
Using what his girlfriend likes most, a man proposed to her with Pokémon cards
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