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johnny bukarest

@JBukarest

“ when life gives u lemons throw them at Chinese people”

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Girlfriend just caught me covered in hummus #justgotdumped


Had to bring this one back!!

I hate when kids under 13 fast in order to get practice, it’s Yom Kippur not the FUCKEN OLYMPICS #yourNotTheShit #Fag #GrimacesBirthday



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I hate when kids under 13 fast in order to get practice, it’s Yom Kippur not the FUCKEN OLYMPICS #yourNotTheShit #Fag #GrimacesBirthday


I’m in the Fucken Mood for one of those Lice Checks from Elementary School, that Shit was Indescribable.


I’m Convinced Kosher For Passover Coke contains at least One Tablespoon of Cocain. #kosherForPassover #cocain


How is it possible that one day the Government Spawned Small Brown Garbage cans in-front of everyone’s houses. #illuminate #Simulation #ramadankarim


The most insulting thing in life is ordering a Shirley Temple at a Sharai Zion function and getting Cranberry Juice with Sprite. #crime #FuckedUp


There’s nothing worse then when your mom goes on her daily “ Nobody Does Shit In This House!” rant. Really can’t stand it man.


Nothing worse then the moment u realize you put Body Wash in your hair in the Shower. Shit makes me feel like an idiot ngl.


There is no better creation in the world then the Pinch n’ Roll method. For those who understand.


To the runners who jog in place while waiting to cross the street: chill the Fuck Out.


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A mob in Dagestan tried to find and lynch Jews at the airport. Here is what they did find: six Muslim kids from Dagestan who came back from life-saving cancer treatment in Israel. They want to take life. We want to give life 🇮🇱


I feel bad for kids whose parents make them do Chores, I’m so thankful for my chadameh. #anaFTW #chores


What is so special about Butter and Margarine, like what the fuck did they do to deserve the Penthouse of the fridge?


You know your gonna have a good day when it starts out with a security drill. #TheGoodOldDays


Nothing bothers me more than when Grapes have dents or holes in them, such a shame to let a nice grape go.


Why do Teachers think Students give a Fuck about the Class Syllabus. #BacktoSchool #FUCK #NotDown


How come every time I’m at PlayaBowls randomly a crispy blueberry spawns into my bowl. Not saying I don’t like it, it just surprises me. @playabowls #whereYouFrom #Ight


I feel bad for those Miserable Pricks with the 5am shift at Hot Bagel Bakery. #GetALife #WhyUup #Pricks


Anybody know what the FUCK is going on in Dougies Parking Lot, That place always smells like shit. #WTF #GetUrShitTogether @dougies


johnny bukarest reposted

After 10 months. 3 in jail, 7 at home. After 15million euro of asset seizures. After an inditement based on nothing. The file was passed to a Judge who has ruled it weak and circumstantial. I have been released from house arrest but must remain within Romania. Now. To the…


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