JMMackattack's profile picture. Asphalt over concrete given the opportunity. @HarvardTrack_XC alum, @NAU MFA; RI-er; staffwriter @citiusmag; Host o Athletes Unfiltered @strava

Jeanne Mack

@JMMackattack

Asphalt over concrete given the opportunity. @HarvardTrack_XC alum, @NAU MFA; RI-er; staffwriter @citiusmag; Host o Athletes Unfiltered @strava

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One of the weirdest things about the New York City marathon is that it’s almost as much fun to watch as it is to run. tempojournal.com/article/dancin…


Honestly I stand by this question

JMMackattack's tweet image. Honestly I stand by this question

I’m making a queue, I’m checking it twice, I’m gonna find out if Taylor swift has lice


Addicted to the game and by game I mean driving 2.5 hrs in traffic to Long Island during my busiest work week of the year to have a specialist use a fancy tool to suck crap out of my ear holes.


Sandals in feb what a way to live

JMMackattack's tweet image. Sandals in feb what a way to live

Just saw a perfectly normal looking person on the train clip all ten of their fingernails and let the trimmings fall in their lap and then put the clippers away and brush each individual nail shard off their pants onto the ground. Psychopaths are everywhere


It’s a poet’s wordle you’re all just living in it

JMMackattack's tweet image. It’s a poet’s wordle you’re all just living in it

It’s like the people in don’t look up have never even seen Armageddon. Do they really not know about sending oil drillers to land on the comet and blow it up into a ton of very small itty bitty comets????? Idiots


Just got a piece of ketchup flavored chip in my eye. That’s it. That’s the tweet


The subway rider urge to immediately alert a fellow subway rider that they have dropped one or both gloves on the ground but the lazy person urge to not have to move from my seat in order to facilitate the glove(s) being reunited with its/their person


the five worst words in human history: This tweet has been deleted


My husb is about to put PEPPERS in a dinner he says he’s making “for us” so looks like I get to make him a shrimp omelette for breakfast tmrw

JMMackattack's tweet image. My husb is about to put PEPPERS in a dinner he says he’s making “for us” so looks like I get to make him a shrimp omelette for breakfast tmrw

I got logged out of Twitter for a few months and finally reset my password to find the greatest tragedy/gift of all time

JMMackattack's tweet image. I got logged out of Twitter for a few months and finally reset my password to find the greatest tragedy/gift of all time

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Sorry I spilled a dangerously fizzy seltzer all over the floor of the Brooklyn, NY Citius Mag outpost and needed to mop it up. Will up the posting levels now.

just doin my job tryin to undercut @CitiusMag and @ChrisChavez with the quick results



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Let's give it up for @ChrisChavez who is simultaneously announcing the meet and operating multiple high-quality-camera-mounted drones.


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Hello! Here's the link to tonight's FREE livestream: youtube.com/watch?v=tSsfWS… And here's the link if you'd like to donate to mutual aid orgs that are helping Texans after last week's freeze: docs.google.com/document/d/1rd…


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Trump sworn in. "How bad could it be?" smash cut to JLo doing Let's Get Loud amid the ashes of an attempted insurrection in DC. hundreds of thousands are dead. Bernie is wearing his lil mittens


Listening to news podcasts from November to get a lil feel for what time traveling would be like


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