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Just chilling on a private island, making sure the DINOSAURS don't escape nbd

Jurassic Park Tech Support

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'sup Nerds. Just chilling on a private island, making sure the DINOSAURS don't escape nbd

So there's a big red flashing button and I can't remember what it does...


I THOUGHT THE TRACKER HAD FALLEN OFF AND BEEN CARRIED AWAY BY A BIRD OR SOMETHING!! Why do you do these things???

Fuck it. Letting the t rex out



Okay so the computer running the main security system just blue screened but it's cool, I don't think the dinosaurs have realised yet


Everyone seems to think the dinosaurs wrote this and I just want to confirm they didn't The claws get in the way. They just dictated, someone else wrote it

Everyone who runs this account has perished



I saw this exact thing on one of the security cameras just now...

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Decided to step into the 21st Century and make an app I can check the systems from. This is gonna be dangerous when drunk...


There's an alarm going off, but the dinos seem to be where they should be, so Imma just put that on mute...


Made an app so I can track the assets, without being in the office... Apparently I'm an Ankylosaurus


THERE IS A STEGOSAURUS IN GREGGS!!


Do dinosaurs celebrate Christmas?


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A velociraptor is in the office. No idea why. He didn't contact reception or anything.


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Ngl watching all the dinosaur drama as someone who doesn’t care about dinosaurs is immensely entertaining


Hate to tell you, some of the dinosaurs aren't dinosaurs

just found out mascots aren’t real. apparently there’s a guy in there. what the fuck.



Yes, I signed an NDA. But at some point I have to speak out. @JurassicPark2go is training pteranodons to be used like a prehistory version of Amazon's drone delivery


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