John L. Prokap
@JProkap
I work in IT, but more here for FinTwit and humor. Opinions my own. I'd love to do stand up one day. Jokes not guaranteed.🧐
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I need to go think about this but I'll be bach
Why wait?
BREAKING: The Bush family is reportedly planning to reclaim control of the Republican Party as soon as Trump’s presidency ends.
This aligns with the underlying fundamentals.
When bitcoin is rising fast it feels like nothing can stop it from going higher When bitcoin is falling hard it feels like it's going to zero It's such a bizarre asset
Bullshit, redact only the underage victims names and post. Let the chips fall where they may.
🚨BREAKING: Mike Johnson says releasing the Epstein Files without redactions could pose national security risks.
Copilot- animate this twerp getting jumped outside
He's not even in office and he's run out of other people's money already.
Brought to you by Mayor Ravi Bollard and Bollard Hoboken
What phase of Cyber* security have we reached when the worst attacks are our vendors fucking up? *still despise that term.
Update: I've outgrown my position at Cloudflare and am currently looking for my next opportunity, Attaching my CV.
When I think about you, I DDOS myself. (apologies to the Divinyls)
Doordash is expensive when you need an ICBM.
Why do I drive a 15 year old car? Shit like this.
Leave Hoboken out of this nonsense, y'all did this to yourselves.
Yep, it was a dumb and fun movie.
Here is Roger Ebert's first paragraph of his review for "The Mummy" and it is why he was the greatest film critic to ever live
Is he saying God hates the Giants?
“The horse is prepared for battle, but victory comes from the Lord.” - Proverbs 21:31
I'm going to take the over here. Counterpoint- when you are actively dating (i.e., not in a committed relationship) you should meet as many people as possible. Granted as a guy, it gets expensive. If you are doing this for years on end, might be a different story but dating is…
Here’s the problem… Female friend went on THREE… yes THREE dates on Saturday. Coffee with chuzz 1, happy hour with chuzz 2, drinks with chuzz 3. All from hinge. She ended up staying at her ex’s that night. Complaining she can’t find anyone better…A lost cause
He went up to Brosnan the next day, this time having just rewatched Gone With the Wind...
A young actor was working with Pierce Brosnan. On the first day, the actor said, I Saw The Fugitive last night. Pierce replied, I don't care. The actor was stunned, and told a friend what an asshole he was. The friend said, dude he was quoting the line from the movie!
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