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James

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Either you're born with it or it's Maybelline. Those are your only options.


be someone they can turn to. #WorldSuicidePreventionDay


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Nothing makes me miss the 1980s like watching anything on Tik Tok.


find me at the other place same handle more or less


I'm at my most Old when I find myself feeling envious of someone's high-quality double-paned windows


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that little drummer boy was pretty off the mark about things newborns like


let's all take a moment to appreciate this quiet peaceful election day as compared to next year's edition


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halloween plans as an adult with no children

adamgreattweet's tweet image. halloween plans as an adult with no children

these BK commercials will be my final undoing


them: don't look at the sun during the eclipse me: *shrug* I grew up in the 80s I'm invincible


million dollar idea silent garbage trucks


no I don't want to be a brand ambassador


baseball commentators be like "he is the first player born in Wisconsin on January 4 to hit a home run at 2:23pm when the wind is blowing 8mph from the southeast."


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This year, my friends have suggested I travel more, and further away, for longer


me: this one looks dangerous dermatologist: that's chocolate


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