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$BTC crabbing at $110k is so painful... Either give us our final pump or dump below $100k and put us out of our misery...


Good thing Crabtember is over… now we can finally move onto Octobull. Then Novembull, Decembull, Janubully, Febullary, M’bullch…


How I slept last night while Indians seethed about Trump’s new H-1B policy

JSONParsrEnjoyr's tweet image. How I slept last night while Indians seethed about Trump’s new H-1B policy

When the nearby car wash changes owners so now you have to wait for them to replace all the pirate themed decorations with duck themed decorations before they let you wash your car there again

JSONParsrEnjoyr's tweet image. When the nearby car wash changes owners so now you have to wait for them to replace all the pirate themed decorations with duck themed decorations before they let you wash your car there again

I would be terrified right now if I did not hold $LINK in my portfolio. Not financial advice


Chainlink. It feels good to say doesn’t it. Chainlink.


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Whoever keeps putting this artstyle everywhere needs to be put on trial for crimes against humanity.


>$LINK pumps >Instead of $BTC dumping to suppress it per tradition, $BTC starts pumping as well It's really happening this time, isn't it?


CHAINLINK IS DUMPING UPWARDS


And wallah. Just like that, Chainlink will NEVER go below $20, EVER again


My PC: takes 30 seconds to open Cyberpunk with ray tracing overdrive enabled Also my PC: takes 2 minutes to open a pdf in Adobe Acrobat


We need this guy to save us…

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Chipotle workers when I wait for them to serve the first scoop of steak before asking for double


Change my view: there is no good reason for an AI to ever use the word “um”


When it’s toward the end of the song and the chorus plays twice this time for the extra dopamine


THE BULLS ARE BACK IN TOWN THE BULLS ARE BACK IN TOWN

JSONParsrEnjoyr's tweet image. THE BULLS ARE BACK IN TOWN
THE BULLS ARE BACK IN TOWN

Is Bitcoin finally doing that M2 chart thing it’s supposed to do? 👀


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