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Now that I think about it…that DWade statue might be worse than what the commanders did for Sean Taylor


Bears fans gotta be sick after that


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THOUGHT I WAS DEAD


Doing couples activities with your “platonic friend” of the opposite sex is nasty work but that’s what you have a roster for….🤷🏽‍♂️ Sub them in and out like clock work 🫡🫡 onto the the next hahahaha


God bless you’re telling me all of our other qbs can’t get the ball out quicker than shough?! 😭


When it comes to this state some teams just play football games while others win them 3-0 baby!! #gocards #L1C4


Lord this is gonna be a long game with the referees I can tell already


People who actually are sports journalists and get paid to do that for a living really picked NC state over us in the preseason


How does it feel uk fans?? How does it feel to wake up watch college gameday and know all you had to do was to beat sorry scar at home and that could be y’all in the background 🤣🤣🤣 can’t relate 🤷🏽‍♂️


And that’s why Aja is the 🐐


Dear twitter admin, since college football season is right around the corner for the love of God please stop showing me ads for lsu merch. - Sincerely a Louisville fan 🙏🏽


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Two hours on Monday will decide which side in the Bluegrass rivalry gets bragging rights, and which side calls the other side losers for caring about something that they “weren’t even watching anyway.” The stakes couldn’t be higher.


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Niggas be comin down the street loud as hell all you hear is “TASTE LIKE CANDYYYY”

Old niggas in slingshots be terrorizing downtown



Every time I watch the Dallas stars play I think of @kayemorgans bc she’s the only girl I know that watches hockey and that’s her team lol miss you!


As excited as Louisville fans are to see cal go, him not officially letting uk know he’s taking the Arkansas job while all of uk’s top candidates are openly coming out and already saying NO is a funny thing to watch😂😂


Hailey van lith learned how to twerk better than play basketball at lsu and she’s in the transfer portal AGAIN!!! Her down fall needs to be studied when she’s done playing 😂😂


I hope I’m wrong but this new hire doesn’t excite me 🤷🏽‍♂️ there were plenty of better candidates baggage/morals set aside. Josh better pray this works out


And don’t be calling for Josh heard’s job after we lose. You knew we were going to lose before this game or recent press conference even happened


There’s no way I just got a notification saying DePaul fired their coach before we did…I mean what are you doing at this point lord have mercy


Can y’all imagine a Detroit vs Baltimore Super Bowl? Like what that would do for us black folks in this country lmaooo. I doubt it but the thought is hilarious 😂😂


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