Jack Goodman ™
@Jack__Tech
21| Lighting Designer | Self Employed Food Critic | Columbia College Chicago ‘24
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Hi sharks. Today I’m asking for a hundred million dollars in exchange for (opening my jacket to reveal a bomb strapped to my chest) all of our lives and futures
*train comes 5 seconds late* Me: sorry Im 30 minutes late professor, the trains were delayed
BREAKING: Justice Department reportedly “not concerned” over allegations that Trump showed highly classified documents to Lea Michele.
Oedipus: O great Oracle, will I ever marry? Oracle: Yes, you shall marry Jo! Oedipus: Who's Jo?
First Matthew Morrison and now Big Brother ☹️👎🏼#TonyAwards #PhonyAwards
Explain this liberals 😡😡😡
A drone pic of a very friendly giraffe to brighten your morning
I literally RAN to Twitter to see if Instagram was down or if my phone is just tweakin 😭 #instagramdown
Hello I am brand new to Twitter, what are you guys up to
Why does Ted Cruz keep referring to Biden as his “political opponent”. Y’all ain’t running against each other. Aren’t you supposed to work together to serve the people 😳
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What’re we feeling today? 🥰
32 vote · Final results
Professor: how many inches in a foot Class: Professor: .....how man inches. In a foot? Me: ..........12 🤠
Georgia is having a runoff Jan 5 to decide who our 2 new senators will be. If those senators go blue Mitch McConnell will no longer be Senate Majority Leader. You have until December 7 to register to vote. Retweet to spread awareness even if you don’t live here.
Champ Biden will be the first rescue dog to occupy the White House.
For those who keep asking me the difference between a sane republican and a trump supporter
Loser...Probably the biggest loser, and I know a lot of losers, but he is the most tremendous loser. You’re fired.
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