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Jack Hoey III

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The title of my memoir will be "Tweets I Didn't Send: A Lifetime of Gainful Employment"


A nice thing about A Knight of the Seven Kingdoms is that every character isn’t either, 1. Openly evil 2. Secretly evil 3. Good but stupid


Personally, I have always been moved of the story of a young Dan Quail who, upon being confronted by his father, said “I cannot tell a lie” and admitted to chopping down the family’s potatoe tree.

President’s Day is a somber day for me, because I’m thinking about two great American heroes who are no longer with us, one President and one Vice President Ben Franklin needs no introduction. He was born in the USA in the early 1700’s and went on to become president and invent

3YearLetterman's tweet image. President’s Day is a somber day for me, because I’m thinking about two great American heroes who are no longer with us, one President and one Vice President 

Ben Franklin needs no introduction. He was born in the USA in the early 1700’s and went on to become president and invent
3YearLetterman's tweet image. President’s Day is a somber day for me, because I’m thinking about two great American heroes who are no longer with us, one President and one Vice President 

Ben Franklin needs no introduction. He was born in the USA in the early 1700’s and went on to become president and invent


Rereading CS Lewis’ Space Trilogy and I am reminded of the timeless truth that we must always be prepared, in case the Lord asks us to beat the devil to death with our bare hands.


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The establishment of legal euthanasia doesn't just open up a new choice for free individuals. It begins to replace our old duty to care for the elderly, with a new duty for the elderly not to be burdensome to the productive. With our demographic future, its easy to see the mass


The divide between parents and non-parents is absolute when it comes to understanding the timeline happening here

Si tienes esto en tu vida, lo tienes todo!



This is actually pretty much exactly the example I use when explaining onomastics in the gospels why it’s such compelling evidence!

Dang it. Now I need name for fake French people.



telling my wife that my lack of meaningful achievements in life is due to my profound respect for international law.

1/ Russian special forces veterans say that the US operation in Venezuela was no big deal and they could easily have done the same with their own superior capabilities. However, they haven't attempted to kidnap Zelenskyy because of their respect for international law. ⬇️

ChrisO_wiki's tweet image. 1/ Russian special forces veterans say that the US operation in Venezuela was no big deal and they could easily have done the same with their own superior capabilities. However, they haven't attempted to kidnap Zelenskyy because of their respect for international law.  ⬇️


Maybe the actual moment I felt my childhood end

On December 31, 1995, Bill Watterson published the final 'Calvin & Hobbes' comic strip. #CalvinandHobbes

Calvinn_Hobbes's tweet image. On December 31, 1995, Bill Watterson published the final 'Calvin & Hobbes' comic strip. #CalvinandHobbes


The biggest ever Lord of the Rings Lego set has been leaked, priced at a reported $650 Made up of 8278 pieces, the city of Minas Tirith will be the 6th largest Lego set ever in terms of number of pieces

Dexerto's tweet image. The biggest ever Lord of the Rings Lego set has been leaked, priced at a reported $650 

Made up of 8278 pieces, the city of Minas Tirith will be the 6th largest Lego set ever in terms of number of pieces
Dexerto's tweet image. The biggest ever Lord of the Rings Lego set has been leaked, priced at a reported $650 

Made up of 8278 pieces, the city of Minas Tirith will be the 6th largest Lego set ever in terms of number of pieces


As far as I can tell from literally every single one of his movies, Paul Dano’s favorite thing in the world is getting the crap beat out of him so honestly I don’t know that he’s looking for anyone to step up here.

Paul Dano is being defended after Quentin Tarantino dissed him as "the work f*cking actor in SAG" and the "giant flaw" in "There Will Be Blood." “The Batman Part II” co-writer Mattson Tomlin posted: “I am really pleased to see so many people cheer on Paul Dano this week. Not

Variety's tweet image. Paul Dano is being defended after Quentin Tarantino dissed him as "the work f*cking actor in SAG" and the "giant flaw" in "There Will Be Blood."

“The Batman Part II” co-writer Mattson Tomlin posted: “I am really pleased to see so many people cheer on Paul Dano this week. Not


And all of the Whos down in Whoville they say, Have remained loyal subjects of Claus to this day.

30,000 crucified Grinch carcasses belt the road to the North Pole, one for each mile of track left on the Polar Express



For the price of a few glowing social media posts, you too can visit Qatar’s finest community college!

So beautiful can’t wait to come back 🇶🇦

emilysavesusa's tweet image. So beautiful can’t wait to come back 🇶🇦


In the endgame of Clair Obscur. I remember reading that the game directors favorite Final Fantasy is 8, and yeah, that is absolutely coming through. I’m back in 1998 putting together game-breaking character builds.


an average working class man could buy this house in the 50s, support 4 kids and a stay at home wife.

JacktheLesser's tweet image. an average working class man could buy this house in the 50s, support 4 kids and a stay at home wife.
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This is one of my favorite things I have stored on my phone because it’s one of the truest things I have stored on my phone

ingelramdecoucy's tweet image. This is one of my favorite things I have stored on my phone because it’s one of the truest things I have stored on my phone

Woodrow Wilson should be very low in presidential rankings. He caused a lot of harm to America and the world.



middle school me shopping for back to school clothes with my mom

Am I the only who doesn’t care about the updated garments and thinks it’s hella cringe to be this inordinately excited about them?



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