Jacob
@JacobAtkinson_
Moaning about Leeds United and seeing the world.
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Kalvin Phillips and Patrick Bamford playing for Chris Wilder at Sheff United? What weird world have I woke up in?
Any of these countries that do your tits and teeth for you, taking tonsils out yet? Seem to get tonsillitis all the time and I don't know why nobody's ever not suggested taking the little bastards out.
Don't fuck with the sun, kids. Took it on today and come off second best.
Think Steve Smith is one of the biggest wankers in sport but he's very good at cricket
If anyone can sort me a spare for Chelsea away in a few weeks I’d be very grateful please and thank you, have a great day.
Mobland has got to be up there with one of the best things I've ever seen. Proper tele
Whenever Australia have been shit, we've said 'hold my beer'. Proper bunch of losers
Telling the ref that I hope that Santa bypasses his house after getting sin binned will not go down as one of my proudest footballing moments
If you see this tweet before checking the score in the cricket. Don't bother. You're welcome
Not hungover and deep cleaned my bathroom on a Saturday morning? Who the fucks this guy?
What happens if you see a stoned Emu?
Apparently, if you can see a tree, you're left-brained, and if you can see two people holding hands, you're right-brained 🤔
Lovely weekend. Oasis Friday. Dip in the ocean on Saturday. Meal with friends yesterday. Then Leeds United bring you crashing back down to earth on a Monday morning. Terrific
It's gone up to $3.75. Sickening really.
In a world of ever increasing costs, the 3 dollar Madeira cake from Aldi is a gift from above. First in the basket for a reason.
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