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Jacob Stayner

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i don't really get on here anymore but hello fellow otterbein alums that also peaked in college, this came to me in a dream

JacobStapler's tweet image. i don't really get on here anymore but hello fellow otterbein alums that also peaked in college, this came to me in a dream

it took 3 years but targeted ad sequel finally dropped

JacobStapler's tweet image. it took 3 years but targeted ad sequel finally dropped

whenever I'm feeling lonely I just remember how well targeted ads understand me and then I feel a lil better

JacobStapler's tweet image. whenever I'm feeling lonely I just remember how well targeted ads understand me and then I feel a lil better


Deep dish pizza is just pizza cake


if im 24 and have been having a mid life crisis does that mean im gone by 48


Jacob Stayner reposted

WE'RE GOING TO THE SUPER BOWL ‼️


why do we trust gas pumps to fill our cars? like i press a button and the $$ goes up?? and i just believe it?????


desperate times call for desperate measures

JacobStapler's tweet image. desperate times call for desperate measures

i can't believe it's been 3 years already. so much has changed

JacobStapler's tweet image. i can't believe it's been 3 years already. so much has changed

the advertisements i get from wish on Facebook are usually for super weird shit but this is taking it too far

JacobStapler's tweet image. the advertisements i get from wish on Facebook are usually for super weird shit but this is taking it too far

only 17 more yea- READ THE ROOM CREDIT KARMA

JacobStapler's tweet image. only 17 more yea- READ THE ROOM CREDIT KARMA

Jacob Stayner reposted

I’m excited to be making history as the first Black President of Student Government. I’m eternally grateful to the people and experiences that have poured into me and gotten me here. I look forward to the change Angel and I are going to create on campus ❤️


thx @GlassAnimals for giving me something to look forward to in these times of looking backwards. Dreamland is currently punching me in my vibes as i frantically refresh your store page for the signed vinyl and i wouldn't want it any other way.


whenever I'm feeling lonely I just remember how well targeted ads understand me and then I feel a lil better

JacobStapler's tweet image. whenever I'm feeling lonely I just remember how well targeted ads understand me and then I feel a lil better

my unfortunate contribution to the 10 year challenge

JacobStapler's tweet image. my unfortunate contribution to the 10 year challenge
JacobStapler's tweet image. my unfortunate contribution to the 10 year challenge

Jacob Stayner reposted

Woman on plane: “Are you Tony Hawk?” me: yes her: “my son knows all about you” me: I’m honored her: “do you sign autographs, or is that too 80’s? me: it is a tradition that endures her: “please sign this” me: ok her: “not sure what he’ll do with it” me: I can’t imagine


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