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Jacob Porter

@JacobTPorter

ISU🌪 Ok drummer. I’m best known for failing the Jethro’s Adam Emmenecker Challenge.

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Forget stopping. Just drop and roll if you catch fire.



Yes, Yes, it is a bit nipply out. I mean nippy out. What am I saying, nipple? Ah, there is a nip in the air, though.


I just want to become rich enough to be able to afford Honeycrisp apples.


My jaw is jacked from chewing Milk Duds.


Has anyone told the citizens of JA BizTown what’s going on?


Go home 2020, you’re on heroin.


Toothpaste hands are the worst.


Greatest drummer of all time. RIP

Rush's Neil Peart, the Hall of Fame drummer who set a new standard for rock virtuosity, has died at age 67 rol.st/30aZSSQ

RollingStone's tweet image. Rush's Neil Peart, the Hall of Fame drummer who set a new standard for rock virtuosity, has died at age 67 rol.st/30aZSSQ


Damn. I really thought Poe and Finn were gonna make out there. #TheRiseOfSkywalker


I’m not sure cornucopias actually exist. I’ve never seen one in person, but hope to one day.


I always hold revolving doors open for people.


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wtf I love the nationals now


When you and your wallet find each other after a night out


My mom still passes me as a child to get into events cheaper. I will also be able to legally drink in a week.


Best of luck in the World Series @Walgreens


Cardinals win the central. Cubs miss the playoffs. All is right in the world again. #TimeToFly


Much like The Sims 4, you can get your hands on Call of Duty Modern Warfare a month early at your local @Scholastic book fair.


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